QUOTES ABOUT FUNNY JOKES

“I love a good joke, but I could never pull one off. My face gives me away every time!” – Unknown

“They say laughter is the best medicine. That’s why I keep a bottle of water next to my bed in case I get thirsty from all the funny jokes!” – Unknown

“Life is too short to take everything seriously. Embrace the funny jokes and let laughter fill your days.” – Unknown

“I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.” – Unknown

“I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.” – Unknown

“I told my computer I needed a break, and it replied, ‘I understand. I’m logging off for a bit too.'” – Unknown

“I don’t need a hairstylist, I need a magician to make my hair behave every morning!” – Unknown

“Sarcasm is my second language. I use it even more than my first.” – Unknown

“I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, ‘They’re right behind you!'” – Unknown

“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!” – Unknown

“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes, but she said, ‘I’m married to you, aren’t I?'” – Unknown

“The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time, because they never go out of style!” – Unknown

“I always have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.” – Unknown

“I saw a sign that said ‘Watch for children’ and I thought, ‘That sounds like a fair trade!'” – Unknown

“There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people understand that!” – Unknown FRIDA KAHLO QUOTES NOT FRAGILE LIKE A FLOWER

“I’m a minimalist at heart, which is why I only have four pairs of black shoes.” – Unknown

“I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day!” – Unknown

“Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!” – Unknown

“I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.” – Unknown

“I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!” – Unknown

“I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.” – Unknown

“Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!” – Unknown

“I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He replied, ‘How flexible are you?’ I said, ‘I can’t make it on Tuesdays.'” – Unknown

“I have a fear of speed dating. I feel like I’ll end up in a relationship that’s moving too fast.” – Unknown

“I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.” – Unknown

“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!” – Unknown

“I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers on his bus.” – Bob Monkhouse

“The secret to humor is surprise.” – Aristotle