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“Kapag nalalasing ka, gusto kitang sabihin na matapang ako. Pero kapag halik mo ang nasa isip ko, wala na, umaatras ako.”
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“Ang puso ko ay walang mawawala sa’yo, kundi ang sarili ko.”
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“Ang tao ang tinatamaan ng pana pero hindi ang puso. Ang puso ang tatamaan ng kalawang pero hindi ang pag-ibig.”
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(Kapampangan Proverb)
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“Love is blind, pero huwag sana makakita ang parents ko.”
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“Ang pag-ibig ay parang candy, tamis nito’y nakaka-adik!”
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“Huwag mo akong akalain na kasing lakas ng ulan. Tandaan, maswerte tayong hindi laging may bagyo.”
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“Ang pag-ibig ay parang mga salitang pang-cheesy, minsan naantala lang pero laging babalik dahil malalim ang hugot.”
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“Hindi tayo matitinag kahit anong nangyari, kasi ang pagmamahal natin ay parang loko-loko lang.”
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“Hindi ako obsessed sa’yo, pero automatic nang tutusukin ang inggit kapag may kasama kang iba.”
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“Bakit ko pa hahanapan ng tumatakbo? Andyan ka na, habang minamadali ko ang pag-ibig.”
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“Ang pag-ibig ay parang jeepney, puno ng bumpy ride, traffic, tsismis at sakit ng ulo.”
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“Naglalakad ako nang pa-insane-insane. Inisip kita, kaya nauwi ako sa mental hospital.”
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“Ang pag-ibig ay parang paputok, ang sarap pakinggan at mas exciting kapag bawal.”
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“Kapag naging tayo, hindi lang ikaw ang sasagipin ko. Ikaw plus family mo, kahit same baics.”
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“Hindi kita sasaktan, promise. Pero pikit ka muna, baka hindi ko mapigilan ang kamay ko.” BHAGAVAD GITA KRISHNA QUOTES IN ENGLISH
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“Sa jeepney ng buhay ko, ikaw ang bayad ko. Gusto ko sana drop-off na lang tayo, para iwas usyoso.”
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“Sana tayo na lang ang endgame, yung movie na walang sequel.”
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“Hindi ako binded sa’yo, pero lagi akong nangangarap kasama ka.”
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“Ikaw na nga sana yung huling joke ko, kaso napatawa mo ako nang sobra.”
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“Sana ako na lang ang password mo, para hindi mo makalimutan.”
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“Nung sinabi mong tayo na, kinakabahan ako, hindi sa’yo pero sa bulaklak.”
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“Mag-ex na lang tayo ulit, at least malinaw sa’yo kung bakit ako insecure.”
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“Sa isang relasyon, dapat ako bida. Bakit, hindi ba ako ang nagsumikap?”
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“Bakit may roundabout, pero walang shortcut sa love?”
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“Mahilig ako sa math kasi ang love, isang complex equation.”
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“Kapag nagmahal ka, wag kang manghahalik ng iba. Nakakasakit ka na sa’kin, pati ba naman ibang taong mahal mo?”
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“Ang pag-ibig ay parang joke, kahit corny, kailangan mong lumabas.”
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“Sa love, walang permanenteng address. Lagi kang umaalis ng puso ko.”
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“Hindi ako puppet mo, pero hindi rin ako mabubuhay kung wala ka.”