QUOTES ABOUT IDIOTS FUNNY

“Idiots are like a box of chocolates, you never know what dumb thing they’ll say next.” – Unknown

“Some people should come with warning labels: Caution! Contains no common sense.” – Unknown

“I’m not saying they’re stupid, but if stupidity was an Olympic sport, they’d definitely win gold.” – Unknown

“I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and still poop out a smarter statement than some people.” – Unknown

“There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions.” – Unknown

“I’m not calling you an idiot, but there’s definitely an applause button missing in your brain.” – Unknown

“They say intelligence is a superpower, well, some people must have accidentally swallowed the antidote.” – Unknown

“Every time they open their mouth, I feel like I’m in the presence of a professional idiot.” – Unknown

“I’m not sure if they’re an idiot or just fluent in dumbness.” – Unknown

“I don’t need Google, my friend’s idiocy provides me with enough entertainment.” – Unknown

“If stupid were a crime, they’d be serving a life sentence.” – Unknown INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES FOR SALES MANAGERS

“Their IQ is so low, you need to dig a hole just to find it.” – Unknown

“Brains aren’t everything, but in their case, it’s a solid 50% of nothing.” – Unknown

“They must be a genius in disguise, because no one can be that stupid on purpose.” – Unknown

“I used to think stupidity was contagious until I realized some people were just born that way.” – Unknown

“If idiocy was an Olympic sport, they’d take the gold, silver, and bronze.” – Unknown

“I’m convinced that they’re not stupid, they’re just allergic to intelligence.” – Unknown

“I wonder if their parents regret sending them to school or if they regret letting them out of the house without a helmet.” – Unknown

“Some people should come with a warning label: May cause brain cells to commit suicide.” – Unknown

“They must have studied abroad in Ignorantville because they’re a walking encyclopedia of stupidity.” – Unknown