QUOTES ABOUT LOVE TAGALOG VERSION JOKES

“Kapag ako’y tumawa, parang may banda na nagpi-practice.”

(When I laugh, it’s like a band is rehearsing.)

“Pag-ibig ko sayo, parang baraha. Wala sa’yo ang tambak, sa’kin naman ang talo.”

(My love for you is like a deck of cards. The pile is not with you, the losses are with me.)

“Sabi mo love is blind, pero bakit ang dami mong nakitang iba?”

(You said love is blind, but why do you see so many other people?)

“Pag-ibig ko sayo, parang candy. May wrapper pa para walang siyang taning.”

(My love for you is like a candy. It has a wrapper to avoid expiration.)

“Ang pag-ibig ko sayo, parang cellphone load. Kahit gaano karami, nauubos din.”

(My love for you is like cellphone load. No matter how much, it will run out eventually.)

“Sabing asukal ka ba? Kasi tamis ng pag-ibig ko sayo.”

(Are you sugar? Because that’s how sweet my love is for you.)

“Ang cute-cute mo, parang happiness ko, may expiration din.”

(You’re so cute, just like my happiness, it also has an expiration date.)

“Sabing mahal kita, gusto mo ba ng resibo?”

(I said I love you, do you want a receipt?)

“Ang pag-ibig ko sayo, parang baso. Habang tumatagal, lumulubog sa lupa.”

(My love for you is like a glass. As time goes by, it sinks into the ground.)

“Ang pag-ibig ko sayo, parang elevator. Pag sobrang sweet mo na, bababa na ko.”

(My love for you is like an elevator. When you’re too sweet, I’m going down.)

“Pag-ibig ko sayo, parang fart. Kahit gustong pigilan, hindi mapigilan.”

(My love for you is like a fart. Even if I want to stop it, I can’t.)

“Love is like a mosquito, it sucks your blood but it also gives you pleasure.”

(Pag-ibig ay parang lamok, sumisipsip ng dugo mo pero nagbibigay din ng kaligayahan.)

“Pag-ibig ko sayo, parang traffic. Laging blocked.”

(My love for you is like traffic. Always blocked.)

“Sabi mo lover mo ako, pero bakit may iba kang binebentang isda?”

(You said I’m your lover, but why are you selling fish on the side?)

“Pag-ibig ko sayo, parang utang. Hindi mawala-wala.” I FEEL LIKE A PART OF ME IS MISSING QUOTES

(My love for you is like a debt. It never disappears.)

“Sabing mahirap mag-move on, pero ang sweldo mo, laging delayed.”

(They said it’s hard to move on, but your salary is always delayed.)

“Ang pag-ibig ko sayo, parang tenga. Madalas lang dinudulas.”

(My love for you is like an ear. It often gets earwax build-up.)

“Sana manhid nalang ako, para hindi kita maramdaman.”

(I wish I was numb, so I won’t feel you.)

“Sabing mahal kita, pero bakit may expiration date?”

(I said I love you, but why is there an expiration date?)

“Ang pag-ibig ko sayo, parang jeepney. Hindi laging nasusundo.”

(My love for you is like a jeepney. It’s not always reliable.)

“Pag-ibig ko sayo, parang sipon. Sa tuwing magkakasama tayo, laging dumadami.”

(My love for you is like a cold. Every time we’re together, it keeps multiplying.)

“Di bale nang magmahal, wag lang mahal.”

(It’s okay to love, just don’t get hurt.)

“Ang pag-ibig ko sayo, parang bakya. Minsan naaamoy, minsan nasusuka.”

(My love for you is like a cheap slipper. It smells sometimes, it makes you want to vomit sometimes.)

“Sabing mahal kita, pero bakit ang bigat ng katawan mo?”

(I said I love you, but why is your body so heavy?)

“Ang pag-ibig ko sayo, parang kape. Masarap lang sa umpisa, pero mahirap tanggalin sa katawan.”

(My love for you is like coffee. It’s delicious at first, but hard to get rid of from your system.)

“Sabing mahal kita, pero bakit ang sarap ng pagkain sa iyong kaibigan?”

(I said I love you, but why is your friend’s food so delicious?)

“Ang pag-ibig ko sayo, parang cellphone. Naglo-load lang kapag inunder 1%.”

(My love for you is like a cellphone. It only loads when it’s under 1%.)

“Sabi mo mahal mo ako, pero bakit ang daming maling text messages?”

(You said you love me, but why are there so many wrong text messages?)