QUOTES ABOUT MUSCLES FUNNY

“I have muscles where most people don’t even have places.” – Arnold Schwarzenegger

“Muscles are like a six-pack of confidence.” – Unknown

“My muscles are so big, they have their own gravitational pull.” – Unknown

“Some people flex their brains, I just flex my muscles.” – Unknown

“My workout routine is lifting food to my mouth. That’s how I build my muscles.” – Unknown

“I don’t even need a gym membership, my muscles pay rent.” – Unknown

“I don’t have muscles, I have hidden bricks.” – Unknown

“My muscles are my personal bodyguards.” – Unknown

“My muscles are so well-built, they should be charging admission.” – Unknown

“If muscles were an Olympic sport, I’d win gold every time.” – Unknown

“I don’t have a six-pack, I have a whole keg of muscles.” – Unknown

“Muscles may not be able to solve all problems, but they sure make them look smaller.” – Unknown

“I don’t lift weights, I lift spirits with my muscles.” – Unknown

“Remember, friends don’t let friends skip arm day.” – Unknown HAPPY 1ST ANNIVERSARY HUSBAND QUOTES

“I don’t sweat, I sparkle with muscle power.” – Unknown

“Muscles are proof that hard work pays off, and protein shakes too.” – Unknown

“I’m not just building muscles; I’m building a masterpiece.” – Unknown

“My muscles have earned me honorary membership in the superhuman club.” – Unknown

“I don’t rely on luck; I rely on my muscles.” – Unknown

“I may not have a fancy degree, but my muscles are certified awesome.” – Unknown

“Muscles aren’t made in the mirror; they’re made in the iron temple.” – Unknown

“I don’t flex for the ladies; I flex for my muscles.” – Unknown

“My muscles are like emojis, they speak volumes without words.” – Unknown

“If you’re ever in a tough situation, just remember you have muscles, and muscles have your back.” – Unknown

“My muscles can do more push-ups than the number of compliments I receive.” – Unknown

“Muscles are the superhero costumes we wear every day.” – Unknown

“My muscles aren’t just strong; they’re also incredibly modest.” – Unknown