QUOTES ABOUT SARCASTIC PERSON

“Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence.” – Oscar Wilde

“Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.” – Author Unknown

“I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.” – Author Unknown

“Sarcasm: Because beating the crap out of people is illegal.” – Author Unknown

“Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.” – Author Unknown

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.” – Steven Wright

“Some people just have a way with words, and other people… not have way.” – Steve Martin

“There’s no need to repeat yourself. I ignored you just fine the first time.” – Author Unknown

“I’m not a sarcastic person. I’m just smarter than you.” – Author Unknown

“I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.” – Author Unknown

“Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone speaks fluently when annoyed.” – Author Unknown

“Sarcasm is my second language, but I’m fluent in three languages: English, sarcasm, and inappropriate jokes.” – Author Unknown

“I apologize in advance for my behavior. I’m sorry it’s gonna happen.” – Author Unknown

“Do I look like a people person?” – Author Unknown ISLAMIC QUOTES ABOUT SELF LOVE

“I’m not sarcastic. I’m just gifted with a well-versed vocabulary of stupidity.” – Author Unknown

“Sarcasm is my defense mechanism. It’s like a shield of wit or a sword of intelligence, depending on how you look at it.” – Author Unknown

“I try to see the good in people, but then they ruin it with their sarcastic remarks.” – Author Unknown

“If I had a dollar for every time someone called me sarcastic, I’d have enough money to buy a sense of humor.” – Author Unknown

“Sarcasm: the ability to insult fools without them realizing it.” – Author Unknown

“Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.” – Author Unknown

“Sarcasm is my superpower. What’s yours?” – Author Unknown

“I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?” – Author Unknown

“Behind every sarcastic person is a ridiculously good-looking family.” – Author Unknown

“I’m not sarcastic. I’m just allergic to stupidity.” – Author Unknown

“My level of sarcasm has reached a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.” – Author Unknown

“I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.” – Author Unknown