QUOTES ABOUT SLEEP FUNNY

“I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.” – Yogi Berra

“I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast.” – Unknown

“I need six months of vacation, twice a year.” – Unknown

“My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.” – Unknown

“I’m so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed!” – Unknown

“I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?” – Ernest Hemingway

“People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.” – Leo J. Burke

“Never laugh at someone’s dreams. People who don’t have dreams don’t have much.” – Unknown

“Sleep is my favorite thing in the world. It’s the reason I get up in the morning.” – Unknown

“Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.” – Unknown

“I wish I could sleep as much as my phone does.” – Unknown

“I have a love-hate relationship with my bed. We say goodnight and argue in the morning.” – Unknown

“I’d be more productive if my pillow didn’t keep tempting me to hit snooze.” – Unknown

“Sleeping is like a time machine to breakfast.” – Unknown

“When all else fails, take a nap.” – Unknown

“I love sleep so much, I could be a professional sleeper.” – Unknown LITTLE QUOTES ABOUT FAMILY

“Not all heroes wear capes; some just snore really loudly.” – Unknown

“Sleeping is like temporarily dying, but with wake-up calls.” – Unknown

“Sleep is the best meditation.” – Dalai Lama

“I’m not addicted to sleep; we’re just in a committed relationship.” – Unknown

“The best bridge between despair and hope is a good night’s sleep.” – E. Joseph Cossman

“My bed is a magical place where unicorns and sleep come together.” – Unknown

“Sleep is the golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.” – Thomas Dekker

“I have enough sleep. Said no one ever.” – Unknown

“Sleeping is my therapy; my bed is my therapist, and my alarm clock is the receptionist.” – Unknown

“Happiness is waking up after a good night’s sleep and realizing you don’t have to do anything today.” – Unknown

“Life is too short to sleep on low thread-count sheets.” – Unknown

“Sleep is like a mini-vacation from reality.” – Unknown

“I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast.” – John Green

“The only thing better than a good night’s sleep is waking up to a surprise pizza delivery.” – Unknown