“One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.” – George Carlin
“Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward.” – Oscar Levant
“Tequila is a little like love; it makes you do crazy things.” – Dan Fogelberg
“Tequila has always been a fascinating drink to me because, as a child, it was forbidden. My parents would occasionally let me have a tiny sip on special occasions, so it always had an aura of mystery and adventure.” – Dwayne Johnson
“Tequila is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.” – Unknown
“Tequila, because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.” – Unknown
“Tequila may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.” – Unknown
“Tequila is like a hug in a glass.” – Unknown
“Tequila, the ultimate truth serum.” – Unknown
“I like my tequila like I like my relationships: smooth and with a twist.” – Unknown
“Life is better with a margarita in hand.” – Unknown
“Tequila: because it’s Friday somewhere.” – Unknown SOFTBALL QUOTES ABOUT YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIEND
“Tequila is made from the tears of unicorns… That’s science.” – Unknown
“Tequila. Because no great story ever started with someone eating quinoa.” – Unknown
“I only drink tequila on days that end in ‘y’.” – Unknown
“There is no bad day that can’t be overcome by a margarita.” – Unknown
“Tequila: It’s how you know the gods love us and want us to be happy.” – Unknown
“Tequila is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.” – Unknown
“After a few glasses of tequila, everything seems possible.” – Unknown
“Tequila is like a vacation in a glass.” – Unknown
“There are not enough days in the week for cocktails named Margaritas.” – Unknown
“Tequila doesn’t make me lose my mind. It makes me feel like I never had one.” – Unknown