![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYk5WT04xdk5meFluVm5hWkpxY09TUnRpNStQbzMxM1F1VlZSNHBZM0JodGhhUlNZWG5iRzFNRW1FeDV0aXp3ZGVCOEJ5SWJMOTNWV0ZkcUdjRkJkTGpjcVZaMUZWQ3lOemdJdWJrY2IyWDFyS0dwdkVvRk1BdVJTbXU0REV1N2prUERLcmFlYjJveTVrVkxsYUIvUC9sYUxVY3k3VEJKZm5zMDJYcUlOWnF1/QUOTES+FACEBOOK+FRIENDS+WHO+NEVER+COMMENT+OR+LIKE/(345d3c759a324a115271aae9f4fc3833).jpg)
“I’m convinced my Facebook friends are ninjas because they are so silent, but I see them lurking!”
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“Sometimes I feel like I’m performing a one-woman show on Facebook. Where is the audience?”
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“I wonder if my Facebook friends are secretly auditioning for the role of ‘The Invisible Man/Woman.’ They never fail to impress!”
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“Note to self: Must learn the art of mind-reading to figure out what my Facebook friends actually think about my posts.”
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“Silence is golden, but sometimes I wish my Facebook friends would break the silence with a simple ‘like’ or comment.”
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“I should have an award ceremony for my Facebook friends who have mastered the art of stealth mode.”
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“If silence were an Olympic sport, my Facebook friends would definitely bring home the gold medal!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZUZwTElScTlqR1Rtek5OTzRZQXgwOXgyREtQd29McWxhYjAxZU9hTXU4U0FuUkhJb3VUUUFRUnBsZVBGSmR5Y3l1c05jNk0vWWVsU1U2eU1CTG9GOWsvRTZXNWVXdGtJZmE5TjIrMFd3c2NRbEZPRURmS3ZtRi9UbE1kQVZ6bzUwZEpTT1BJZnlWeFdrVzhGVjlha0VZcDFiMkV6d2NwTDdMR0RRZlZiUW9ySWU5YWcwTm00OVpjZHk2NVBQQndRdz0%3D/QUOTES+FACEBOOK+FRIENDS+WHO+NEVER+COMMENT+OR+LIKE/(0936e36f50b3ea46be5523d58b97e501).jpg)
“I’m starting to believe that my Facebook friends have formed an underground society called ‘The Keepers of the Silent Scroll.'”
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“Remember when we used to communicate through gestures and grunts? Sometimes I feel like that’s what my Facebook friends are doing!”
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“I should open a ‘Guess Your Facebook Friend’s Personality’ booth at a carnival. It might be the only way to figure them out!”
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“To all my Facebook friends who never leave a trace, teach me your ways! I’m fascinated by your ability to stay completely incognito.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWWU2VFFPaFYxOXVlMjZLK1ZSN0UvWlF1cHFjcjZaYTRLM1loM1M3OG1GcWNJQjBtSWlZZ3kwZjdmS3hLQUVGTkhZaEFtamZsY0lnU0N0d0RwVFVhZVBpS3h3cElWYTcwejhEdnh0T0tlOUU3YzlQQnp1dXR3R1pXT2U4MlNYTGUyUE9EQ3BrVlZxbEE5c1JoMUVhT1kyazBDK0tmb3JKTGhtdlptM1NtWlM1QjQyNHNmVG0zSHh5K3ZDYjk2TyswQT09/QUOTES+FACEBOOK+FRIENDS+WHO+NEVER+COMMENT+OR+LIKE/(e0095cd00b966a6b99dee69930c8f4ea).jpg)
“I wonder if my Facebook friends have got it all figured out – enjoying the content while maintaining their mysterious aura.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrY1dEK2N0WFl5dWJ2Ui82SW9HQkR2TWhzSXMrRExPWnlHejhINWh4Y0tURWJJRkxueFJ4K09FQjVrdjVJNVBZWTRPd1FTRFBCbUNQOU5ZWWhBenRuNDN2bkM5YkJDOE9wMTVMV0xvQlBCcmRnNHJuUEpvZkFSaStKWDVvVlVWSjBINnAyMkxHSnFwQXZHK2dmN00wUUtoajcyendiODNyTDNrVUZHN25BZjNPcThVTis5TWwzd0o2MFZ1S3VnWXpsdz09/QUOTES+FACEBOOK+FRIENDS+WHO+NEVER+COMMENT+OR+LIKE/(6157c4229096436287b0bae8adff4fcb).jpg)
“If social media silence was a superpower, my Facebook friends would definitely be superheroes!” NOT EVERYONE WILL LOVE YOU QUOTES
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“Note to self: Maybe my Facebook posts are so brilliant that they leave my friends completely speechless. I’ll go with that theory.”
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“I feel like my Facebook friends are secret agents – they’re always watching, but never revealing their true identities.”
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“I guess I’ve mastered the art of engaging silence on Facebook. Just ask my friends who never comment or like anything!”
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“I’m starting to think that my Facebook friends are allergic to likes and comments – we need to find a cure!”
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“If being unnoticed was a talent, my Facebook friends would definitely be the stars of the show!”
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“Someday I hope to crack the code of my Facebook friends’ silence. It’s like trying to solve the world’s most challenging puzzle!”
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“It’s fun to imagine my Facebook friends sitting behind their screens, enjoying my posts in a sea of total silence.”
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“If silence was a sport, my Facebook friends would take home the championship trophy every single time!”
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“One day, my Facebook friends will break their silence and flood my notification center. Until then, I’ll wait patiently.”
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“I think my Facebook friends have mastered the art of zen – they’re truly unruffled by any social media shenanigans!”
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“Silence may be golden, but a little social media interaction wouldn’t hurt, my dear Facebook friends!”.