QUOTES FROM FRIENDS THE TV SHOW

“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”

“We were on a break!”

“How you doin’?”

“He’s her lobster.”

“Joey doesn’t share food!”

“It’s a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion; it doesn’t matter. It’s moo.”

“We don’t know how to quit you!”

“I’m Monica. I’m disgusting. I stalk guys and keep their underpants.”

“Ross, pivot!”

“They don’t know that we know they know we know.”

“You can’t just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?” DEEP PHILOSOPHY QUOTES ABOUT LIFE

“I’m not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”

“It’s like all of my life, everyone has always told me, ‘You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe!’ Well, what if I don’t want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a purse?”

“Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re going to love it!”

“It’s a Chandler-ler joke!”

“I’m Chandler Bing. Could I be wearing any more clothes?”

“Oh, I’m sorry. Did my back hurt your knife?”

“Look at me, I’m Chandler. Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn’t going commando.”

“Think of me as Yoda, only instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro. I’m Broda!”

“If I had to, I’d pee on any one of you.”