QUOTES FROM STEP BROTHERS

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“Did we just become best friends?” – Brennan

“You have to call me ‘Dragon’.” – Dale

“I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dr. Doback.” – Dale

“I’m not a preist, I’m the hired wedding performer.” – Brennan

“Dad, why are you so sweaty?” – Brennan

“I’m singing a song for my dad’s birthday, it’s called ‘That’s What Bad Daddies Do’.” – Brennan

“I’m Dale Doback, and I’m gonna chow down on some serious grub.” – Dale

“I smoke weed every day.” – Dale

“I’m here to sell magazine subscriptions, but I’m really gonna start my own business.” – Brennan

“I want to punch you in your dad face.” – Brennan

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“Don’t touch my drum set!” – Brennan

“I wanna roll you up into a little ball and shove you up my vagina. Clean up on aisle 5!” – Brennan

“I’m burying you alive, don’t call it a comeback!” – Dale

“I’m gonna take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!” – Brennan

“Shut your dirty mouth.” – Brennan

“I don’t feel like I’m living up to my potential as a step brother.” – Brennan

“You can’t say something like that and expect me not to push you up against the wall, biatch!” – Dale

“I don’t hate you, because hate is a strong word… I just want to stab you repeatedly in the face.” – Brennan

“I’m completely bereft of a working set of balls.” – Dale

“I’m Dale Doback, and I’m a shark biologist.” – Dale

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