QUOTES FUNNY ABOUT FRIENDS

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“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean. But the true ones stick, like an octopus on your face.” – Anonymous

“A friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move a dead body.” – Jim Hayes

“Friends don’t let friends do silly things… alone.” – Unknown

“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it sure helps!” – Anonymous

“I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets. I have my friends for that.” – Unknown

“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.” – Anonymous

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

“Friends are like snowflakes. If you pee on them, they disappear.” – Anonymous

“A good friend is like a bra: hard to find, supportive, and always close to your heart!” – Anonymous

“I don’t need a superhero in my life. I just need my crazy, hilarious, and loyal friends.” – Unknown

“True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people… together.” – Unknown SASSY FAMILY QUOTES

“Friends pick us up when we fall down, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.” – Unknown

“Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them, they die.” – Unknown

“Friends are like stars. You may not see them all the time, but you know they’re there.” – Anonymous

“A good friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.” – Irish Proverb

“Friends are like bras: supportive, close to your heart, and always there to lift you up.” – Unknown

“When my best friend and I first met, we were both like, ‘You’re really weird.'” – Unknown

“I love you like a sister, and I annoy you like a brother. We have the perfect friendship!” – Unknown

“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.” – Unknown

“Friends are like rainbows – they brighten up your day when you least expect it.” – Unknown

SASSY FAMILY QUOTES