QUOTES FUNNY FOR FRIENDS

“A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend was with you when they happened.”

“I love how we can talk without saying a word.”

“Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.”

“A friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move a dead body.”

“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”

“True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.”

“We’re so hilarious. I feel bad for people who don’t get to listen to our conversations.”

“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though they know you’re slightly cracked.”

“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean. But the true ones stick, like an octopus on your face.”

“Friends knock on the door. Best friends walk into your house and start eating.”

“Friends are like snowflakes, all different and all beautiful.”

“I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.”

“Sometimes, being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence, a time to let go, and a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it’s all over.”

“Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are already there, holding a shovel to bury the loser that made you cry.”

“We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile… and then we’ll be new friends!” 18TH ANNIVERSARY QUOTES FOR HUSBAND

“Friends are like stars; you may not see them all the time, but you know they’re always there.”

“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”

“Behind every successful person is a friend saying, ‘You should have asked me for help.'”

“Friends pick us up when we fall down, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.”

“We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.”

“Friends don’t let friends do stupid things… alone.”

“Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.”

“Friends are like bras: supportive, close to your heart, and always there to lift you up.”

“Life is better with friends, especially if they have chocolate.”

“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even if you’re slightly cracked.”

“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”

“We’ll always be best friends because you know too much.”

“Friends don’t let friends do embarrassing things… alone.”