QUOTES FUNNY NEW YEAR WISHES

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“May your troubles in the coming year be as short-lived as your New Year’s resolutions.”

“May your Facebook feed be filled with witty status updates and funny memes in the New Year.”

“Wishing you a New Year filled with Netflix binges, late-night snacks, and copious amounts of laughter.”

“May your weight loss goals for the New Year be as successful as your attempt to pronounce ‘Happy New Year’ after a few drinks.”

“Here’s to another year of pretending to be productive at work while actually watching cat videos online. Happy New Year!”

“May the New Year bring you more happiness than your favorite social media filter.”

“Cheers to a New Year filled with reckless abandon and questionable life choices.”

“May your bank account be as full as your refrigerator on New Year’s Eve.”

“In the New Year, may you remember to change the year on your checks but forget to remember your age.”

“May your New Year’s party end with as many embarrassing photos as your Facebook timeline.”

“Here’s to a year filled with bad jokes, good pizza, and even better friends. Happy New Year!”

“May your wine glass never be empty and your heart always be full in the New Year.” QUOTES FOR WIFE AND DAUGHTER FROM FATHER

“Wishing you a New Year filled with laughter, love, and an endless supply of chocolate.”

“May your gym membership in the New Year be as effective as your fantasy football team.”

“Cheers to a year filled with fabulous adventures, questionable decisions, and ridiculous amounts of fun.”

“May your hangovers be short-lived and your resolutions be long forgotten in the New Year.”

“In the New Year, may you find joy in the little things, like finding money in your pocket or free Wi-Fi.”

“Wishing you a New Year filled with endless opportunities for procrastination and minimal consequences.”

“May the New Year bring you enough embarrassing moments to fill a year’s worth of happy memories.”

“Here’s to a year filled with terrible puns, hilarious memes, and a never-ending supply of witty comebacks.”

“In the New Year, may your stress level be as low as the price of your favorite bargain finds.”

“Wishing you a New Year filled with laughter, silliness, and awkward dance moves that you refuse to be embarrassed about.”

QUOTES FOR WIFE AND DAUGHTER FROM FATHER