QUOTES THAT MAKE NO SENSE BUT ARE FUNNY

“I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.”

“I went to buy some camouflage trousers but couldn’t find the store.”

“Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.”

“I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, ‘They’re right behind you.'”

“I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.”

“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”

“I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.”

“The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.”

“I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.”

“I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then, it hit me.”

“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me.”

“I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole-destroying.”

“I once ate a watch. It was time-consuming.” ALWAYS THE STRONG ONE QUOTES

“I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.”

“Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!”

“I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.”

“I went to the doctor because I was seeing double. Turns out I just had two drinks!”

“I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying, ‘Ooh, I love how smooth it is!'”

“Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.”

“I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.”

“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me.”

“I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.”

“I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.”

“I went to the doctor because I was seeing double. Turns out I just had two drinks!”

“What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.”