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“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me.”
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“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”
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“Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.”
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“I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.”
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“Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!”
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“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”
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“I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, ‘They’re right behind you.'”
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“Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!”
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“Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.”
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“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me.”
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“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”
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“Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.”
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“I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.”
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“Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!” FINDING YOUR SELF WORTH QUOTES
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“I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, ‘They’re right behind you.'”
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“Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!”
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“Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.”
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“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUWx2bjk0TytUTGd1VkVuY0N6QnAvemR4STlHd1ROWFhHb1ExNmlDcDdnNnRSTTN6WlVRYy9iUjQ0SEdqMzBLMmxIN21LNFE0T2kvVmZmeFJWWUxPWTNKejlUTVJqVFROQmlTUk5OWkgyTnR0U0ZzWmlHcVJPZEg3ZG8vUlBZNStRPT0%3D/QUOTES+TO+CHEER+SOMEONE+UP+FUNNY/(8666a970d2c854419dc2542fd17061de).jpg)
“Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUkVBOExIaHdySHM2eVFNWjBCQTBteForRThBUUdqelhlWXFCdUVMOEM0cVpZN2ZFTzJSNVczTmVkNHAvSExTczRwaWhQdm1qSVl0QVplaGFoZHBqUFErdmtqZXQ1UjQ0bDE2VjVrNUw1N1U%3D/QUOTES+TO+CHEER+SOMEONE+UP+FUNNY/(0be9e96f3747b183f861e3d5fb8c16a6).jpg)
“I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.”
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“Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!”
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“I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, ‘They’re right behind you.'”
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“Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZDlKOC9jS25JQnVLRFNTSkY0cUdobXpuNFZ0cnVzb0pydjlqTFIxbno4WjZURDcySHV0S0EwTmpaQjN6cnBGZ1prcElBS3B4YjNKcktpTkwxQUlXSTZZN0tsdVpXajRNbTFEOEFMeEpDb25mRUZzdWdmemFrek5TSFYxV3Q3VjZteVpySmJYcWdKUHd6eTZsM1hsYStNPQ%3D%3D/QUOTES+TO+CHEER+SOMEONE+UP+FUNNY/(310e634067ef369224c8b4a51bc7c63a).jpg)
“Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.”
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“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”
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Remember, humor is subjective, so these quotes might not resonate with everyone in the same way.