QUOTES TO CHEER SOMEONE UP FUNNY

“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me.”

“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”

“Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.”

“I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.”

“Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!”

“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”

“I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, ‘They’re right behind you.'”

“Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!”

“Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.”

“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me.”

“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”

“Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.”

“I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.”

“Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!” FINDING YOUR SELF WORTH QUOTES

“I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, ‘They’re right behind you.'”

“Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!”

“Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.”

“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”

“Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.”

“I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.”

“Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!”

“I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, ‘They’re right behind you.'”

“Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!”

“Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.”

“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”

Remember, humor is subjective, so these quotes might not resonate with everyone in the same way.