REAL FRIENDS FUNNY QUOTES

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though they know that you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

“Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.” – Unknown

“Friends are like potato chips. You can never have just one.” – Unknown

“You don’t need a certain number of friends, just a number of friends you can be certain of.” – Unknown

“A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend helps you write them.” – Unknown

“Friends are like snowflakes, if you pee on them, they disappear.” – Unknown

“A true friend is someone who will always be there to lend you money, whether you pay them back or not.” – Unknown

“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.” – Unknown

“Friends are like farts. Some are quiet, some are loud, but you can always tell when they’re around.” – Unknown

“A real friend is someone who weeps when you cry, sings when you laugh, and knows when to hand you the tissues or tequila.” – Unknown

“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even when you’re slightly cracked.” – Unknown

“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.” – Unknown

“A true friend is someone who is always there with a bottle of wine and a shoulder to cry on, but also knows how to make you laugh until you snort wine out of your nose.” – Unknown FREE HEART QUOTES

“Real friends don’t judge each other; they judge other people… together.” – Unknown

“Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like, ‘Yep, I like this one,’ and you do stuff with them.” – Unknown

“A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.” – Walter Winchell

“Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.” – Unknown

“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.” – Elbert Hubbard

“I’d walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire. That would be dangerous. But a super humid room… but not too humid because you know… my hair.” – Unknown

“Best friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there.” – Unknown

“Friends are the family we choose for ourselves.” – Edna Buchanan

“A real friend is a companion for life’s journey.” – Unknown

“Being a friend is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its true warmth.” – Unknown

“A true friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg even though they know you are slightly cracked.” – Unknown