RELATIONSHIP FUNNY QUOTES

“I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a walk in the park Jurassic Park!” – Unknown

“The best thing about me and you is that I’m me and you’re you.” – Unknown

“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.” – Unknown

“Relationships are like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?” – Unknown

“Love is sharing your popcorn.” – Charles M. Schulz

“I love you like a fat kid loves cake.” – 50 Cent

“If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.” – Fran Lebowitz

“Love is being stupid together.” – Paul Valery

“Forget the butterflies, I feel the whole zoo when I’m with you.” – Unknown

“The only time I want to be wanted by everyone is when I’m the only one you want.” – Unknown

“Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you’d miss them.” – Unknown INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ABOUT WORK STRUGGLES

“Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.” – Thomas Dewar

“If love is the answer, could you please repeat the question?” – Lily Tomlin

“Relationships are like nachos, you can’t share if there’s only one chip left.” – Unknown

“My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.” – Henny Youngman

“Marriage is like a deck of cards – you start with two hearts and a diamond, and by the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade.” – Unknown

“We go together like drunk and disorderly.” – Unknown

“Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.” – Unknown

“My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that’s what she said.” – Unknown

“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?” – Unknown

“Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” – George Burns

“I’m in my bed, you’re in your bed—one of us is in the wrong place.” – Unknown