“I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Unknown
“Marriage is like a walk in the park Jurassic Park!” – Unknown
“The best thing about me and you is that I’m me and you’re you.” – Unknown
“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.” – Unknown
“Relationships are like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?” – Unknown
“Love is sharing your popcorn.” – Charles M. Schulz
“I love you like a fat kid loves cake.” – 50 Cent
“If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.” – Fran Lebowitz
“Love is being stupid together.” – Paul Valery
“Forget the butterflies, I feel the whole zoo when I’m with you.” – Unknown
“The only time I want to be wanted by everyone is when I’m the only one you want.” – Unknown
“Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you’d miss them.” – Unknown INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ABOUT WORK STRUGGLES
“Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.” – Thomas Dewar
“If love is the answer, could you please repeat the question?” – Lily Tomlin
“Relationships are like nachos, you can’t share if there’s only one chip left.” – Unknown
“My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.” – Henny Youngman
“Marriage is like a deck of cards – you start with two hearts and a diamond, and by the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade.” – Unknown
“We go together like drunk and disorderly.” – Unknown
“Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.” – Unknown
“My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that’s what she said.” – Unknown
“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?” – Unknown
“Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” – George Burns
“I’m in my bed, you’re in your bed—one of us is in the wrong place.” – Unknown