RICK AND MORTY CHRISTMAS QUOTES

“I turned myself into a present, Morty! I’m Christmas Rick!” – Rick Sanchez

“There’s nothing worse than a sentient snowman, Morty. They’re cold and heartless, just like the real thing.” – Rick Sanchez

“Christmas is just a social construct, Morty. It’s all about buying useless gifts and perpetuating consumerism.” – Rick Sanchez

“Morty, the true meaning of Christmas is to escape this mundane reality and explore the infinite possibilities of the multiverse!” – Rick Sanchez

“Merry Christmas, Morty. Now stop being a little bitch and pass me the eggnog.” – Rick Sanchez

“Santa Claus is just a fat judgemental man, Morty. He watches you when you’re sleeping, for goodness’ sake.” – Rick Sanchez

“The only thing Christmas is good for is providing me with an excuse to get drunk in front of my family and insult them all.” – Rick Sanchez

“Infinite realities, Morty. Infinite versions of Santa Claus. None of them matter.” – Rick Sanchez

“Morty, let’s go on a Christmas adventure! We’ll travel through dimensions and bring chaos to every holiday gathering!” – Rick Sanchez

“Christmas is about sharing, Morty. Sharing great adventures with your old, drunk grandpa!” – Rick Sanchez

“Morty, I used my scientific prowess to invent a time-traveling Christmas tree. Now that’s what I call holiday spirit!” – Rick Sanchez QUOTES ABOUT NOT HAVING TIME FOR SOMEONE

“Forget about presents, Morty. The greatest gift you can give someone is the joy of interdimensional travel!” – Rick Sanchez

“Who needs reindeer when you have a portal gun, Morty? Let’s deliver presents to every dimension!” – Rick Sanchez

“Christmas, Morty. A time of year when everyone pretends to be happy while deep down they’re miserable. Just like every other day.” – Rick Sanchez

“Morty, in the vastness of the multiverse, Christmas is just another insignificant blip. Now let’s go steal some presents.” – Rick Sanchez

“I don’t need a Santa Claus, Morty. I can create my own universe where I’m the jolly old man in the red suit.” – Rick Sanchez

“Look around you, Morty. Christmas is just an illusion created by the government to keep us docile and distracted. Wake up!” – Rick Sanchez

“Merry Christmas, Morty. Let’s get drunk and watch interdimensional cable until we forget what day it is.” – Rick Sanchez

“Christmas lights are just a feeble attempt to replicate the grandeur of the stars, Morty. They fail miserably.” – Rick Sanchez

“Why give gifts on Christmas when you can give the gift of cosmic knowledge and philosophical enlightenment, Morty?” – Rick Sanchez

“Morty, let’s break into people’s houses and replace their Christmas decorations with live alien creatures. It’ll be hilarious!” – Rick Sanchez