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“Those who eat together, stay together.” – Jim Royle
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“I’m not lazy, I’m energy efficient.” – Jim Royle
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“I’m not being funny, but can I get you a brew?” – Denise Royle
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“Our Anthony doesn’t have a girlfriend. It’s a bloody national scandal!” – Denise Royle
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“I could eat the arse-end out of a dead rhino, I could!” – Jim Royle
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“Will you just listen to the silence!” – Barbara Royle
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“If you can’t say anything nice, come and sit with me.” – Nana Royle
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“I’m not like other mums. I’m a cool mum.” – Denise Royle
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“I’m not going grey, I’m going blonde naturally.” – Dave Best
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“Get out of my house, you malign spirit of people’s misery!” – Jim Royle
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“She’s more Caroline than anyone called Caroline.” – Twiggy
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“I’m not a natural leader, I’m more of a follower.” – Denise Royle
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“Everyone needs stability; it’s the key to life.” – Dave Best INSPIRATIONAL DISNEY QUOTE
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“I can’t do that job. I’m not a nurse!” – Jim Royle
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“The greatest achievement of my entire life is not killing Barbara.” – Jim Royle
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“I don’t have feelings, I have wide-ranging emotions.” – Jim Royle
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“I’m always right, ’cause I’m never wrong.” – Jim Royle
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“You can’t kill a turkey! It’s against the law to kill a turkey!” – Twiggy
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“I’m the all-knowing, all-seeing, god-like oracle of television.” – Jim Royle
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“Outwardly, I may seem quiet, but inwardly, I have nothing to say.” – Jim Royle
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“The only thing more painful than laughing is stopping.” – Jim Royle
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“She’s like the Sea of Troubles, massively deep and full of rubbish.” – Jim Royle
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“We’re like the Bisto family. In the future, we’ll all just fade away.” – Jim Royle
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“Are you a carrier pigeon, ’cause I can’t make head nor tail of your message?” – Jim Royle
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“We don’t swear in this house; we state facts.” – Jim Royle