RUBY SUE CHRISTMAS VACATION QUOTES

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“The most enduring traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of kith and kin.” – Ruby Sue

“Aunt Bethany, does your cat eat jello?” – Ruby Sue

“We don’t do much of nothing, so we sleep good, too.” – Ruby Sue

“Christmas is the time to be with the ones you love.” – Ruby Sue

“The jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!” – Ruby Sue

“And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?” – Ruby Sue

“Don’t throw me down, Clark.” – Ruby Sue

“Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?” – Ruby Sue

“Uncle Clark, are you Santa Claus?” – Ruby Sue

“Christmas lights are a serious matter, Clark.” – Ruby Sue

“I’ve seen a dead cat get flatter than that!” – Ruby Sue SELF LOVE QUOTES IN ISLAM

“Is your house on fire, Clark?” – Ruby Sue

“I like Santa! He’s jolly, and I like his reindeer.” – Ruby Sue

“Santa Claus is coming! He sees you when you’re sleeping; he knows when you’re awake.” – Ruby Sue

“It’s Christmas and we’re all in misery.” – Ruby Sue

“You’ve got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold!” – Ruby Sue

“I’m gonna press down on this thing here that mows the lawn. See, that’s the hood release.” – Ruby Sue

“Oh, Granny, you’ve got your eyes closed.” – Ruby Sue

“That tree wouldn’t fit in our front yard. It wouldn’t fit in our living room either.” – Ruby Sue

“I didn’t know I had to get dressed up for dinner.” – Ruby Sue

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