RUGBY QUOTES FUNNY

“Rugby: a sport where getting tackled is the only time a man will admit he needs help getting up.” – Unknown

“Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen; soccer is a gentleman’s game played by beasts; football is a beastly game played by beasts.” – Henry Blaha

“In rugby, there are no hot showers, only ice baths and the tears of your opponents.” – Anonymous

“Rugby isn’t a game, it’s a lifestyle. A lifestyle of cauliflower ears, broken noses, and a passion for mud.” – Unknown

“In rugby, it’s not about how good you look, it’s about how dirty you can get.” – Unknown

“Rugby is the ultimate team sport – 15 individuals playing as one, and ruining their bodies in the process.” – Unknown

“The best part about rugby is that the beer tastes even better after a hard-fought match.” – Unknown

“Rugby: where your teammates are like family, except you actually like them.” – Unknown

“Rugby players don’t stop when they’re tired, they stop when they’re injured.” – Unknown

“Rugby is a game for hooligans played by gentlemen. Soccer is a game for gentlemen played by hooligans.” – Winston Churchill

“Rugby is the only sport where having a beer belly is considered an asset.” – Unknown

“Rugby is like your worst ex-girlfriend – she’ll kick you when you’re down, but you’ll still keep coming back for more.” – Unknown

“In rugby, a try may be the ultimate goal, but a good post-match celebration is a close second.” – Unknown

“Rugby: the sport where a forward pass is called a ‘knock-on’ and a ‘try’ involves touching the ball down over the try line, not attempting to win someone’s heart.” – Unknown

“Rugby: the only sport where you’re expected to drink with your rivals after trying to physically destroy each other for 80 minutes.” – Unknown SWEET 16 QUOTES FOR DAUGHTER

“Rugby players have a unique ability to turn a regular handshake into a dislocated shoulder.” – Unknown

“In rugby, the bigger the hit, the louder the applause.” – Unknown

“Rugby is like chess, but played with more bruises.” – Unknown

“Rugby: the only place where a grown man can cry, and no one questions his masculinity.” – Unknown

“In rugby, you sometimes have to tackle your own teammates just to remind them who’s in charge.” – Unknown

“Rugby: where the players run hard, the fans sing loud, and the mud never washes out of your socks.” – Unknown

“Rugby is like life – you have to get knocked down a few times before you can score a try.” – Unknown

“Rugby is not just a game, it’s a therapy session with your mates.” – Unknown

“In rugby, we don’t tackle opponents; we give them hugs, with our bodies.” – Unknown

“Rugby is simple: run hard, tackle hard, and drink harder.” – Unknown

“Rugby: the only sport where a high-five can easily turn into a low blow.” – Unknown

“Rugby: where a cut on your forehead is considered a badge of honor, not a reason to stop playing.” – Unknown

“Rugby: where even the grass stains on your white shorts have a story to tell.” – Unknown