“They don’t know that we know they know we know!” – Phoebe Buffay
“I’m not so good with the advice… Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing
“I wish I could, but I don’t want to.” – Phoebe Buffay
“You can’t just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?” – Joey Tribbiani
“It’s not you, it’s me. You’re too good for me. I just don’t deserve someone as wonderful as you.” – Ross Geller
“You’re over me? When were you under me?” – Monica Geller
“Why don’t you ask her out? What’s the worst that could happen?” – Chandler Bing
“Well, maybe I don’t need your money. Wait, wait, I said maybe!” – Rachel Green
“If he doesn’t like you this is all a moo point. Yeah, it’s like a cow’s opinion. It doesn’t matter. It’s moo.” – Joey Tribbiani
“How you doin’?” – Joey Tribbiani
“It’s like all my life everyone’s always told me, ‘You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe!’ Well, what if I don’t want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a purse, you know, or a hat?” – Rachel Green
“I’m sorry, did my back hurt your knife?” – Chandler Bing
“I got off the plane.” – Rachel Green
“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing
“We were on a break!” – Ross Geller
“She’s your lobster.” – Phoebe Buffay BIBLE QUOTE ABOUT CHILDREN AND SOCIAL JUSTICE
“I’m Chandler. Could I be wearing any more clothes?” – Chandler Bing
“I’m not Rachel, I’m Ross. I’m Ross. Ross and Rachel are not the same thing.” – Ross Geller
“Oh, I’m sorry. Did my back hurt your hand?” – Monica Geller
“I’m not crying because of you; you’re not worth it. I’m crying because my delusion of who you were was shattered by the truth of who you are.” – Rachel Green
“You fell asleep? Did you forget we were having sex?” – Joey Tribbiani
“You can’t just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?” – Joey Tribbiani
“Let’s say Ross and Rachel didn’t break up. Who gets custody of the friends?” – Ross Geller
“Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it!” – Monica Geller
“It’s a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion; it doesn’t matter. It’s moo.” – Joey Tribbiani
“Look, we can figure this out, right? I mean, you’re my lobster.” – Phoebe Buffay
“Oh, I wish I could, but I don’t want to.” – Phoebe Buffay
“See, Ross? I told you dating a student was a bad idea. Now you’re going to have to break up with her like a person.” – Chandler Bing
“I’m going to go home and think about my life.” – Ross Geller
“I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth, and tied it around my neck.” – Chandler Bing