SAD QUOTES JOKER

“I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize it’s a comedy.” – Joker

“The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don’t.” – Joker

“I just hope my death makes more cents than my life.” – Joker

“When the chips are down, these civilized people, they’ll eat each other.” – Joker

“I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman.” – Joker

“Madness, as you know, is a lot like gravity. All it takes is a little push.” – Joker

“Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it!” – Joker

“Smile because it confuses people. Smile because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.” – Joker

“I may be crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? No thank you.” – Joker

“Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another… if I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!” – Joker

“I don’t wanna kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, no! No. You… you complete me.” – Joker GOD IS STILL WORKING ON ME QUOTES

“All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That’s how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.” – Joker

“If the police expect to play against the Joker, they’d better be prepared to be dealt from the bottom of the deck!” – Joker

“I sometimes feel that I am the only one who gets my jokes. Isn’t that hilarious?” – Joker

“You see, it’s all part of the plan… Well, maybe not the whole plan, but little parts of it, anyway.” – Joker

“The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.” – Joker

“Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it!” – Joker

“I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.” – Joker

“I’m not exactly sure what happened. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another. If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice.” – Joker

“We stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realized they were inside us.” – Joker