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“I’m ugly and I’m proud.” – SpongeBob SquarePants
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“I’m ready, depression.” – SpongeBob SquarePants
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“I’m so miserable, I think I’ll eat a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze… Light axle grease? Make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.” – SpongeBob SquarePants
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“I can’t see my forehead.” – Patrick Star
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“I’m not a Krusty Krab.” – Patrick Star
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“I have no soul.” – Squidward Tentacles
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“I can’t see my toes!” – Squidward Tentacles
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“I’m not a Krusty Krab.” – SpongeBob SquarePants
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“I can’t see my eyelids!” – Patrick Star
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“I’m not a Krusty Krab!” – Patrick Star
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“I can’t see my reflection.” – Squidward Tentacles
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“I don’t know what’s worse, being trapped in paradise or knowing you’ll never escape.” – SpongeBob SquarePants BIBLE QUOTES ABOUT TAKING CARE OF THE ELDERLY
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“No one cares about a stupid clarinet player.” – Squidward Tentacles
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“I’m always ready to cry tears of sadness.” – Patrick Star
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“I’m just a fry cook, making patties for people who aren’t even here.” – SpongeBob SquarePants
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“I’m not a Jellyfish.” – Squidward Tentacles
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“I am the master of moping, the king of despair.” – SpongeBob SquarePants
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“No one wants a Krabby Patty at 3 a.m.” – Squidward Tentacles
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“I’m not a Krusty Krab.” – SpongeBob SquarePants
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“I’m not a pretty seahorse.” – Patrick Star
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“I don’t have any hopes and dreams, so I don’t have to worry about losing them.” – Squidward Tentacles
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“I’m not a Squidward.” – Patrick Star