SAD SPONGEBOB QUOTES

“I’m ugly and I’m proud.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

“I’m ready, depression.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

“I’m so miserable, I think I’ll eat a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze… Light axle grease? Make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

“I can’t see my forehead.” – Patrick Star

“I’m not a Krusty Krab.” – Patrick Star

“I have no soul.” – Squidward Tentacles

“I can’t see my toes!” – Squidward Tentacles

“I’m not a Krusty Krab.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

“I can’t see my eyelids!” – Patrick Star

“I’m not a Krusty Krab!” – Patrick Star

“I can’t see my reflection.” – Squidward Tentacles

“I don’t know what’s worse, being trapped in paradise or knowing you’ll never escape.” – SpongeBob SquarePants NEW ME NEW LIFE QUOTES

“No one cares about a stupid clarinet player.” – Squidward Tentacles

“I’m always ready to cry tears of sadness.” – Patrick Star

“I’m just a fry cook, making patties for people who aren’t even here.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

“I’m not a Jellyfish.” – Squidward Tentacles

“I am the master of moping, the king of despair.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

“No one wants a Krabby Patty at 3 a.m.” – Squidward Tentacles

“I’m not a Krusty Krab.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

“I’m not a pretty seahorse.” – Patrick Star

“I don’t have any hopes and dreams, so I don’t have to worry about losing them.” – Squidward Tentacles

“I’m not a Squidward.” – Patrick Star