SANDLOT FAMOUS QUOTES

“You’re killing me, Smalls!”

“Heroes get remembered, but legends never die.”

“Remember, kid, there’s heroes and there’s legends. Heroes get remembered, but legends never die.”

“You play ball like a girl!”

“You’re killing me, Smalls! These are s’mores stuff. Now, pay attention. First, you take the graham, you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then, you roast the mallow. When the mallows flaming, you stick it on the chocolate. Then you cover it with the other end. Then, you scarf.”

“Aw, come on, Benny. Man, you’re killing me. The kid is a L-7 weenie!”

“I haven’t had anything yet, so how can I have s’more of nothing?”

“Oh, come on, you guys. It’s the Great Bambino.”

“Remember, kid, there’s heroes and there’s legends. Heroes get remembered, but legends never die.”

“You’re not a turkey. You’re a turkey.”

“You don’t want a ride? You don’t want a ride? You don’t care about riding?”

“I can’t even look at you.”

“You’re killing me, Smalls! These are s’mores stuff. Now, pay attention. First, you take the graham, you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then, you roast the mallow. When the mallows flaming, you stick it on the chocolate. Then you cover it with the other end. Then, you scarf. Kind of messy, but good. Try some.”

“You’re killing me, Smalls! These are s’mores stuff. Now, pay attention. First, you take the graham, you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then, you roast the mallow. When the mallows flaming, you stick it on the chocolate. Then you cover it with the other end. Then, you scarf. Kind of messy, but good. Try some. You’ll love it.” LIFE IS LIKE A CAMERA QUOTE

“Some heroes are real heroes, forever.”

“Remember kid, there is heroes and there is legends, heroes get remembered but legends never die.”

“Come on, Squints, it’s all right. After that all you gotta do is figure out a way to get him over to first base.”

“He walks off with some sign painters – after the game, he’s going to Autonomy to chase wolverines.”

“Timmy and Tommy are the first twins in history to strike out back-to-back.”

“Aw, man, they took his lunch.”

“You take this and stick it in your pocket, see? And when you need a little change for the payphone or something, you know what I mean, it’s there for you, all right?”

“Man, why’d you have to bring that up? That was thirty years ago!”

“I’ve been coming here every summer of my adult life, and every summer there she is oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling… smiling. I can’t take this no more!”

“You’re not playing this game like little leaguers. When you get in the batter’s box, it’s just you and the ball. Crowd doesn’t matter, only the pitch.”

“Remember kid, there’s heroes and there’s legends. Heroes get remembered, but legends never die. Follow your heart kid, and you’ll never go wrong.”

“Hey, is that your sister out there in left field? Naked? She’s naked.”