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“I’m single because I refuse to settle for anything less than someone who ticks all the boxes: rich, gorgeous, funny, intelligent, and a mind reader.”
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“Being single is like a full-time job, except you don’t get paid and you have to bring your own happiness.”
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“Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when I can have an unlimited supply of pizza and Netflix?”
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“I’m single, not by choice, but because apparently, my standards are as high as Mount Everest.”
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“Being single means I can spend all my money on myself instead of buying gifts for an ungrateful partner.”
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“I’m not single, I’m just practicing a very advanced form of social distancing.”
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“Who needs a relationship when I can argue with Siri and get the same level of satisfaction?”
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“I’m so single that my parents have started saving money by only setting the dinner table for one.”
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“I pretend to be strong, independent, and self-sufficient, but deep down, I secretly want someone to kill spiders for me.”
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“I’m single because apparently, ‘crazy cat person’ is not an available option on dating apps.”
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“Being single is great because I never have to share my food, my thoughts, or my bed.”
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“I’m single because all the good ones are either fictional characters, taken, or living in a parallel universe.”
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“The only thing I’m committed to is my love for chocolate and wine. Unfortunately, they don’t come in human form.”
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“Every time someone tells me I’ll find love when I least expect it, I just keep my expectations super low by never expecting it.”
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“Being single means never having to answer the question, ‘What’s for dinner?'” MISSING MY HAPPINESS QUOTES
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“I’m single because I haven’t found someone who can handle both my insane sarcasm and my glaringly obvious flaws.”
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“Instead of saying I’m single, I prefer to say I’m in a long-term, committed relationship with freedom and independence.”
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“The only commitment I’m interested in is the one between me and my comfy sweatpants.”
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“I might be single, but my fantasy football team thinks I’m a great catch.”
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“I’m single because relationships require effort, compromise, and sharing the last slice of pizza. No thanks!”
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“Being single is like having all the time in the world to do whatever I want, except I usually just end up binge-watching TV shows.”
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“I’m single because my love for sleep and my hatred for mornings are too strong for a relationship to handle.”
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“I’m single because apparently, my hilarious jokes and dazzling personality are just too much for people to handle.”
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“Why buy a relationship when I can get all the emotional support I need from my daily horoscope?”
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“I don’t need a partner, I have my own personal cheerleader in my head constantly reminding me of how amazing I am.”
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“The only relationship status I’m interested in is ‘in a committed relationship with myself and my dog.'”
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“Being single means always winning the silent competition of ‘who can eat the most ice cream in one sitting.'”
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“I’m single because dating involves too much small talk, exaggeration, and pretending not to stalk someone’s social media profiles.”