![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVkh3TXh3em1JWExjdWtyeUVPaGo1dlpMcVFTUHlPN25EQXJRYTk2U2xTUk5sVTNtZURIa1pFMlFnVzdkL3lyOVJLUUxlclM0Zm9qaVdUUnlEalVwcm5XRnZLcVlvcEJ6TXBKY1BPNG9RR2dGOEhSYm4wY2VwV2FxOVVpQVloY3dHSGtHWWJFcFRZNm1jUmt6dHJES09tNmRGc0lUYnN0UC9CRnRyeW1EM3RQ/SARCASTIC+ANNIVERSARY+QUOTES+FOR+HUSBAND/(580021fb0d8ada464e6d45b7a4e0028e).jpg)
“Happy anniversary to the man who completes me… but mostly completes the chores I don’t want to do.”
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“Cheers to another year of pretending to be interested in each other’s stories.”
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“Happy anniversary to the man who still hasn’t figured out the perfect gift after all these years.”
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“Congratulations on surviving another year of my antics and silliness.”
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“Cheers to the husband who magically forgets my birthday every year, but somehow remembers our anniversary.”
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“Happy anniversary to the man who has accepted that going shopping with me means I’ll be gone for hours.”
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“Here’s to another year of pretending to listen to each other while actually browsing our phones.”
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“Congrats on finding someone who can tolerate your snoring for yet another year.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWXowRGt0VTlITGtIZFhqSmlVUmFjT0RjTlVKeXNPb1gwa2hITENtTHZyNGpDUWxHeGxCTnR5Y3I4NGlDa1MxdjkwSEZyaVkzcjNpelZWLytNVXU0NGJFc1dJVjlvMEVTeXk4bGYwWGFTNFpqTm5PRjRUTkk5ZmZTUWxxckN0L3I4MVh2a0I2Yld6VStZd0tsQW10Rkp4bm5pdmtHb1YrSUJDQXFUV0cxLzdNQ2tLQ0YyNlE0eFBIZndvSXM1WWNyZz09/SARCASTIC+ANNIVERSARY+QUOTES+FOR+HUSBAND/(1234373a4b05cfc5692092540f64f577).jpg)
“Happy anniversary to the man who can never find his phone, wallet, or keys, but somehow always finds time to annoy me.”
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“Cheers to the man who is always a few steps behind but can catch up when it comes to eating my food.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWXowRGt0VTlITGtIZFhqSmlVUmFjT0RjTlVKeXNPb1gwa2hITENtTHZyNHNXQm14c3RSTUxXNTNtazZLdkN1K0JIUnJYL1h2NERZL0dHTUhaeU9Xd2ZLcDg5bm9tdkdqdTh0RmVwcEpNbTFkdkEweVJ1OTB2d3RIaEh4TFN2VEx1L1F6L3hSTlJMak9MTVUwZWJtY2dVVFJTUlNiZlY0SmFPVWk4bmZXVGJ2/SARCASTIC+ANNIVERSARY+QUOTES+FOR+HUSBAND/(2711845a709a91d9d2fa1a9fafdd0b06).jpg)
“Happy anniversary to the guy who constantly tests my patience but still manages to make me smile.”
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“Congrats on surviving another year of my brilliant and sarcastic sense of humor.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrU01YVUNkSmtGbG9lc0hOZ3ZlQjdjbFN1MXk5SWQrVHZYMUZnYmd4SDBxT1QwVUhOTkw1VXZSLy82MmVmQWwwb05jMzFWRS92Yi9RNm43VUpPUXdFdWtmS2xFdCtLSXFIVkV0NWpKaWZ5UWJZNDZPT2hvRHB3VzNDMDhhN1ZKNTRPcWNkYm53TWU5N2JLMDNRNmRxTGdzPQ%3D%3D/SARCASTIC+ANNIVERSARY+QUOTES+FOR+HUSBAND/(2691848b063e9fa491699b46c0e015ba).jpg)
“To the man who constantly forgets our anniversary, here’s a reminder: it’s today!”
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“Happy anniversary to the man who knows exactly how to push my buttons… and then apologize with chocolate.” THANK YOU TO A GOOD FRIEND QUOTES
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“Cheers to the man who brings out my inner grammar Nazi, even on our anniversary.”
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“Happy anniversary to the guy who has mastered the art of selective hearing.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWTNqRy9UQS9sWUxiMjJvTm15YTU1NVdsZHpDZ0xHcWpySmRObjN0YWVVNDIwY0l1MmJURGNsSWNtamJBOHdFbVZETzNoT3RrWlRSREY4REt2Qm55L0lDQzJ1UnBiVlhycGpDWXp1SndhWjF5aTN5SENxRk12ajdOa01Ob0hpdjlIbFRkODFKT2kzU1d0RE05QklXVW5JPQ%3D%3D/SARCASTIC+ANNIVERSARY+QUOTES+FOR+HUSBAND/(3412fc785e383365c5011e79d195953f).jpg)
“Congratulations on tolerating my crazy family for yet another year. You deserve a medal.”
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“Cheers to the husband who still lives in denial that he married a shopaholic.”
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“Happy anniversary to the man who never fails to surprise me… with his never-ending sock collection.”
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“Congratulations on surviving my wrath during hormonal meltdowns for another year. You deserve an award.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUitHZG83bDBsZWNaSDRXY05Kc0IwV2VFV3ZVR2hPeXdXQW80YnlwdHhVY2FnMHZJMC9VKzFsSU9LTWtDWlVSWXVZejdRb3I1OXFBalRTSm5OaDgwZ3JQb1ZMREwxdFFMN0JrUm4zaC9WMXVBc2R3dUtjS2svanQ1SlltYnEvSTBhRFRqZ2puWXdJS0NvTEFoa3NhUitDYkNGTWg2SlQrdGxkbjZ2SWI2c0Fl/SARCASTIC+ANNIVERSARY+QUOTES+FOR+HUSBAND/(ceb564ebcc22d0493a88f4fd4969d1e7).jpg)
“Cheers to the man who can never win an argument with me… and yet still manages to be right sometimes.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWXowRGt0VTlITGtIZFhqSmlVUmFjT0RjTlVKeXNPb1gwa2hITENtTHZyNGs3SWt6MWdtdy9GQmMwWjBpU0xUUzBJanhLQjlhN3lCNDlhRnl3QzNvVmlyVjNWaW9kNlRDalBsS0xDbmRUT2dxdmF4ZGdxR2dVUkpGc0VnQWIyY3JmT2p2bnJ5ek5WdVVJUjdNekRvdS9PUkQ0RGUwNHBlUXYrSDNmbTZNN3Nn/SARCASTIC+ANNIVERSARY+QUOTES+FOR+HUSBAND/(1cfa73fa9295c6ab7c20f09aacab86ac).jpg)
“Happy anniversary to the guy who’s always a few years behind on fashion trends but rocks the dad bod look.”
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“Congrats on being my partner in crime, even if we’re both terrible at getting away with anything.”
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“Cheers to the husband who can never understand why we need more throw pillows on the couch.”
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“Happy anniversary to the man who thinks he’s the king of DIY projects, but just ends up with more unfinished business.”
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“Congrats on successfully making me laugh every day, even when I’m mad at you. You’re truly talented.”