SARCASTIC CHRISTMAS QUOTES

“Deck the halls with sarcasm, fa la la la la, la la la whatever.”

“I’m dreaming of a sarcastic Christmas, just like every other day.”

“May your Christmas be full of joy, love, and an appropriate level of sarcasm.”

“All I want for Christmas is for people to understand the true meaning of sarcasm.”

“It’s the most sarcastic time of the year!”

“Santa Claus is coming to town, and he’s armed with a healthy dose of sarcasm.”

“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, because colorful ones can be overrated.”

“Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way… oh what fun it is to be sarcastic on Christmas day!”

“Merry Christmas, where all the family gathering is just a fertile breeding ground for sarcastic comments.”

“May your days be merry and sarcastic, and may all your Christmases be full of eye rolls.”

“On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me… a sarcastic comment about my outfit.”

“Tis the season to be jolly, or in my case, sarcastic.”

“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is by making sarcastic remarks for all to hear.”

“Christmas is the perfect time to give the gift of sarcasm. It’s really what everyone wants.” HUSBAND REMEMBRANCE QUOTES

“If sarcasm were snowflakes, we’d have a white Christmas every year.”

“Oh come all ye sarcastic, joyful and triumphant.”

“It’s not the presents under the tree that matter, it’s the sarcastic comments exchanged during unwrapping.”

“Christmas: the time of year when even Santa Claus can’t help but make sarcastic comments about holiday traffic.”

“May your Christmas stockings be filled with small gifts and sarcastic remarks.”

“Sarcasm and mistletoe make for a truly magical combination.”

“It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, everywhere you go, but let’s not get too excited about it.”

“Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way… unless you’re being sarcastic, then feel free to jingle unhappily.”

“Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, right down sarcasm lane.”

“Christmas is the time of year when everyone is on their best behavior, or so they sarcastically claim.”

“Merry Christmas! May your holiday season be as bright and cheery as my sarcastic remarks.”

“Remember, the best way to handle holiday stress is with a healthy helping of sarcasm. Happy Christmas!”