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“Deck the halls with sarcasm, fa la la la la, la la la whatever.”
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“I’m dreaming of a sarcastic Christmas, just like every other day.”
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“May your Christmas be full of joy, love, and an appropriate level of sarcasm.”
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“All I want for Christmas is for people to understand the true meaning of sarcasm.”
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“It’s the most sarcastic time of the year!”
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“Santa Claus is coming to town, and he’s armed with a healthy dose of sarcasm.”
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“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, because colorful ones can be overrated.”
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“Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way… oh what fun it is to be sarcastic on Christmas day!”
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“Merry Christmas, where all the family gathering is just a fertile breeding ground for sarcastic comments.”
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“May your days be merry and sarcastic, and may all your Christmases be full of eye rolls.”
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“On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me… a sarcastic comment about my outfit.”
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“Tis the season to be jolly, or in my case, sarcastic.”
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“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is by making sarcastic remarks for all to hear.”
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“Christmas is the perfect time to give the gift of sarcasm. It’s really what everyone wants.” HUSBAND REMEMBRANCE QUOTES
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“If sarcasm were snowflakes, we’d have a white Christmas every year.”
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“Oh come all ye sarcastic, joyful and triumphant.”
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“It’s not the presents under the tree that matter, it’s the sarcastic comments exchanged during unwrapping.”
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“Christmas: the time of year when even Santa Claus can’t help but make sarcastic comments about holiday traffic.”
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“May your Christmas stockings be filled with small gifts and sarcastic remarks.”
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“Sarcasm and mistletoe make for a truly magical combination.”
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“It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, everywhere you go, but let’s not get too excited about it.”
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“Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way… unless you’re being sarcastic, then feel free to jingle unhappily.”
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“Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, right down sarcasm lane.”
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“Christmas is the time of year when everyone is on their best behavior, or so they sarcastically claim.”
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“Merry Christmas! May your holiday season be as bright and cheery as my sarcastic remarks.”
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“Remember, the best way to handle holiday stress is with a healthy helping of sarcasm. Happy Christmas!”