SARCASTIC HUMOR FUNNY COFFEE QUOTES

“I like my coffee like I like my mornings… sarcastic.”

“Coffee: because adulting is hard.”

“Coffee is my life coach.”

“Coffee: the most important meal of the day.”

“Coffee keeps me going until it’s acceptable to drink wine.”

“Dear coffee, you’re the only reason I’m awake in the morning.”

“I’m sorry for what I said before I had my coffee.”

“Coffee: because anger management is too expensive.”

“My blood type is coffee.”

“Coffee: the fuel for sarcastic conversations.”

“Coffee: the best therapist money can buy.”

“I can’t adult today, pass me the coffee.”

“Coffee: the reason I tolerate people in the morning.” GRIEF QUOTES LOSS OF FATHER

“Coffee: my daily dose of sarcasm.”

“I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee.”

“Coffee: the key to surviving Monday mornings.”

“Coffee: the magic elixir of productivity.”

“Coffee: the official beverage of the walking dead.”

“I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person.”

“Coffee is my love language.”

“Inhale coffee, exhale sarcasm.”

“Coffee: the greatest legal addiction.”

“Coffee: the only reason I’m not in jail for murder.”

“Coffee is the reason I get out of bed in the morning. Sarcasm is the reason I don’t stay there.”

“Warning: coffee with a side of sarcasm served here.”