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“I like my coffee like I like my mornings… sarcastic.”
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“Coffee: because adulting is hard.”
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“Coffee is my life coach.”
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“Coffee: the most important meal of the day.”
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“Coffee keeps me going until it’s acceptable to drink wine.”
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“Dear coffee, you’re the only reason I’m awake in the morning.”
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“I’m sorry for what I said before I had my coffee.”
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“Coffee: because anger management is too expensive.”
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“My blood type is coffee.”
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“Coffee: the fuel for sarcastic conversations.”
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“Coffee: the best therapist money can buy.”
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“I can’t adult today, pass me the coffee.”
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“Coffee: the reason I tolerate people in the morning.” GRIEF QUOTES LOSS OF FATHER
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“Coffee: my daily dose of sarcasm.”
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“I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee.”
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“Coffee: the key to surviving Monday mornings.”
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“Coffee: the magic elixir of productivity.”
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“Coffee: the official beverage of the walking dead.”
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“I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person.”
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“Coffee is my love language.”
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“Inhale coffee, exhale sarcasm.”
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“Coffee: the greatest legal addiction.”
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“Coffee: the only reason I’m not in jail for murder.”
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“Coffee is the reason I get out of bed in the morning. Sarcasm is the reason I don’t stay there.”
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“Warning: coffee with a side of sarcasm served here.”