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“Oh, I just love how my husband always knows exactly what I want without me having to say a word. Said no wife ever.”
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“Marriage is all about compromise. I compromise by pretending to listen to my husband’s long, boring stories.”
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“My husband’s ability to find things is truly remarkable. It’s like he has a sixth sense for avoiding household chores.”
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“Husbands are like fine wine – they get better with age. Unfortunately, I prefer beer.”
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“I never knew love could be so blind until I married my husband and discovered his fashion sense.”
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“My husband is a great multitasker. He can ignore me and watch TV at the same time.”
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“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
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“My husband’s middle name must be ‘Selective Hearing’ because he conveniently forgets everything I say.”
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“Marriage is like a workshop where both partners constantly work on fixing each other’s flaws. It’s like a never-ending home improvement project.”
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“The key to a successful marriage? Lowering your expectations. Like really, really low.”
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“My husband is my knight in shining armor. Only problem is, he forgot the ‘shining’ part.” BIBLE QUOTES ABOUT TRUSTING YOUR SPOUSE
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“When my husband says he’ll do something, he means he’ll forget about it within the next five minutes.”
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“My husband has the amazing ability to take something simple and make it complicated.”
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“The best thing about marriage? Sharing your life with someone who constantly leaves the toilet seat up.”
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“Husbands should come with an instruction manual. Or at least a troubleshooting guide.”
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“Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?”
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“Love means never having to say ‘I’m sorry’… unless you’re married.”
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“Marriage is an endless game of ‘Where’s Waldo?’ except it’s finding your husband’s misplaced belongings.”
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“Husbands are like chocolate – they leave a mess everywhere and are hard to resist.”
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“My husband is my own personal IT department – he’s an expert at turning small issues into big problems.”
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“If you want to know what true patience is, try helping your husband pick out a shirt.”