![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrU1llSUVKWUhRM01mazg0S1ZEQkVhUk5UblJraTRSSVFSWG9ZS0xQTnpnTkRKUjZzSVpDV3hJTXoxVk1mQ1VUMlpveUE1eGFUVVJmbnEvRlJkd1E1bmtTL0VuaER1clZqanV2NkpWenpEYzc%3D/SARCASTIC+SISTER+QUOTES/(ec4c21dae5536a56cf28de61768d0741).jpg)
“Oh, you’re getting another award? What a surprise.”
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“Wow, you’re so smart. I wish I could be just like you…not.”
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“I always look forward to spending time with you… said no one ever.”
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“Oh, you got another perfect score on your test? Must be nice being so perfect.”
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“Of course you’re the center of attention. Who wouldn’t be fascinated by your amazing life?”
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“Wow, your outfit is truly unique. I’ve never seen anyone wear that much clashing patterns before.”
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“Please tell me more about your incredibly important and fascinating life. I can’t get enough.”
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“You’re right, I should totally follow in your footsteps and make all the same mistakes you did.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZE9jck15TGxlaFpGWUEvZnc4SmIzbmJ0UTBEekM2NFY0OXp5YlNCU0RxM0UxNHRpYXRGU282S09kTDZnNHYxYW1UbGNpLytOM25wOFp2aTJaQVNpUEdDSzVQN2hoZ2Z0UHljMitmd1VUcnNrdU1pa1ZBQWowSldPbVJUTjJjYkJBPQ%3D%3D/SARCASTIC+SISTER+QUOTES/(7275013da0c1ef8ac6405873ddf24b88).jpg)
“I’m so glad we have each other because no one else could handle our level of sarcasm.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWUZCS2xpdTA2Y2p4Ni9kVStBelBvZlllYUpnaC9rNXpvRGVHVm1PWlhTUElIbkt3eW8zQUZYelE0d01rYTZ4UTNaYTB4akprVXR2RC8waG9zV3c4R1VSbE1VMDQ1dHk1dUMrTjcrUHhhT1NBdGROcjFxSFhQbU5GZUUxbnFvN25nPT0%3D/SARCASTIC+SISTER+QUOTES/(b48d6c9f74f1d15e9c50a432d411452e).jpg)
“Your ability to overthink the simplest of things never ceases to amaze me.”
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“I’m sorry, did you just say something? I must have been too busy not caring.”
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“You’re such a trendsetter. I mean, who else could make ugly sweaters look so…ugly?”
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“I’m really glad you’re my sister. Where else would I get my daily dose of eye-rolling?”
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“Please, tell me more about how amazing you are. It’s not like I already know everything.” NEVILLE GODDARD BEST QUOTES
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“You’re like a breath of fresh air… if fresh air smelled like arrogance and sarcasm.”
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“Oh, you have a new boyfriend? Please tell me more about how perfect he is and how he walks on water.”
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“Your advice is always so valuable. I mean, who needs Google when I have you?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWnMvN2VkRHhMbllqc0U5dUlFbmVIdVdLUjJKVnRibWpLRFZTOVFveUpXYWE3TERNd0RSamdNRWxkSmtDaEN0WEU2UVN4TzlNcmZ2dTBBUXFSd2xmVVRyTGtpRVJQRk9US2NhMWtFRTExRUNNUjRnTExiR0JRVEtVOWJXNUY3VVQ0MWE3czNEeDUwQlpJWmxmMGNrOERRPQ%3D%3D/SARCASTIC+SISTER+QUOTES/(4ad2832fb2703732714ca3dab417308c).jpg)
“Thanks for always setting the bar so high. It’s a constant reminder of how average I am.”
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“I’m so glad we have each other to make fun of everyone else. It’s all in good sarcasm, right?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVXFWSXJPdTBwMzYvd09qbEs3S08yd2Y4cnFKSXZYbU4yTkVjQ1VXSWoxWmNwVml6ai9lWE03WjVRdUUwY0FvejFPd2VYd0Z6bklxZ043UnhvS2hpVWhKdDNHUVhwMEZtYit3dW1jS01wcTR5NGVlcDRwcGtEMy9qcHRzR3hDdUplaDk1cEF1MTFhMjBzQjlMWlNiTlpJajVhVVNyekpUKzd0Sk15TGhsa1J5/SARCASTIC+SISTER+QUOTES/(97a2798b493080ee39d458f922c6e2b3).jpg)
“You’re such an inspiration. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be just like you? Oh wait, me.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWVBCSFVKQ2ZrQ2xicVExQ1k4d0xTY29nSXl0aVcvdWpGV2pqRmVxb0dQZTFiV0o1R0cvN3JRWVFzZmVncmVwTmlRSW5vdlBRUlpUOGdSbHpwRTc0emc0Y2xzMHVLWWJFbzZYVlN4elM3T24vN0pjdk8xYnJES2llT3h1R1FBaHlBZXhSVmExaUJaTG90TWIweUdDMDhQQnk2c3NuMkpZM2tZYllqZkZLaWZzenhrZC9hK1QvdDlNejN5UUhxVmoxS21PM0l2ekZaUGR4MVJJNkVxeGY4dz0%3D/SARCASTIC+SISTER+QUOTES/(5dc2e6f9f7cc9e4065e815eabba891e7).jpg)
“Your humility is truly unmatched. I’m in awe of your ability to not let compliments get to your head…said no one ever.”
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“I’m really glad you’re so good at everything. It must be exhausting being so perfect all the time.”
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“You have such a unique fashion sense. No one else could pull off mismatched socks quite like you.”
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“I’m so grateful for your constant sarcasm. It’s like a warm hug… from a porcupine.”
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“I genuinely admire your ability to talk about yourself for hours on end. It’s truly a gift.”
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“You’re right, I should totally take life advice from you. I mean, what would I do without you telling me what to do?”