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“The only thing I like talking about more than myself is how amazing I am.”
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“Sorry, I can’t hang out right now. I’m too busy admiring myself in the mirror.”
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“My favorite hobby? Gazing into my own eyes and getting lost in my own awesomeness.”
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“I may not be perfect, but I’m pretty darn close, so I can’t blame others for obsessing over me.”
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“If self-obsession was a sport, I’d be the reigning champion.”
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“Just when you thought the world couldn’t handle any more greatness, here I am.”
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“I don’t need validation from anyone because I already know I’m amazing.”
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“I’m not self-obsessed, I’m self-admiring. There’s a difference.”
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“I’m not conceited, I’m just confident in my abilities to be awesome.”
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“I apologize if my self-obsession intimidates you, but it’s not my fault I’m so amazing.”
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“My ego is so big, it needs its own zip code.”
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“If loving oneself is a crime, then I plead guilty.”
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“I don’t have haters, just people who are jealous of my self-obsession skills.”
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“I don’t understand why people are so offended by my self-obsession. I mean, I really am that fabulous.”
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“They say humility is a virtue, but have they considered how great it feels to bask in my own awesomeness?” FAMOUS STRONG QUOTES
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“I don’t always talk about myself, but when I do, it’s usually because I’m being modest.”
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“Self-obsession is just a fancy term for being in a committed relationship with oneself.”
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“I wake up every morning and ask myself, ‘How can I be even more amazing today?'”
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“I don’t need a spotlight to shine because I radiate my own brilliance.”
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“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
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“I have a PhD in self-obsession, thank you very much.”
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“I may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but that’s okay because I’m my own martini.”
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“I’m like a supermodel; everywhere I go, people can’t help but stare.”
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“Self-obsession is my superpower. It’s like having an invisible cape of amazingness.”
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“I don’t always take selfies, but when I do, they break the internet.”
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“I have a master’s degree in being the center of attention.”
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“They say the sky’s the limit, but I think I’m already well beyond that.”
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“I’m not narcissistic, I’m just confident enough to adore myself relentlessly.”