SELF OBSESSION QUOTES FUNNY

“The only thing I like talking about more than myself is how amazing I am.”

“Sorry, I can’t hang out right now. I’m too busy admiring myself in the mirror.”

“My favorite hobby? Gazing into my own eyes and getting lost in my own awesomeness.”

“I may not be perfect, but I’m pretty darn close, so I can’t blame others for obsessing over me.”

“If self-obsession was a sport, I’d be the reigning champion.”

“Just when you thought the world couldn’t handle any more greatness, here I am.”

“I don’t need validation from anyone because I already know I’m amazing.”

“I’m not self-obsessed, I’m self-admiring. There’s a difference.”

“I’m not conceited, I’m just confident in my abilities to be awesome.”

“I apologize if my self-obsession intimidates you, but it’s not my fault I’m so amazing.”

“My ego is so big, it needs its own zip code.”

“If loving oneself is a crime, then I plead guilty.”

“I don’t have haters, just people who are jealous of my self-obsession skills.”

“I don’t understand why people are so offended by my self-obsession. I mean, I really am that fabulous.”

“They say humility is a virtue, but have they considered how great it feels to bask in my own awesomeness?” POSH ENGLISH QUOTES

“I don’t always talk about myself, but when I do, it’s usually because I’m being modest.”

“Self-obsession is just a fancy term for being in a committed relationship with oneself.”

“I wake up every morning and ask myself, ‘How can I be even more amazing today?'”

“I don’t need a spotlight to shine because I radiate my own brilliance.”

“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”

“I have a PhD in self-obsession, thank you very much.”

“I may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but that’s okay because I’m my own martini.”

“I’m like a supermodel; everywhere I go, people can’t help but stare.”

“Self-obsession is my superpower. It’s like having an invisible cape of amazingness.”

“I don’t always take selfies, but when I do, they break the internet.”

“I have a master’s degree in being the center of attention.”

“They say the sky’s the limit, but I think I’m already well beyond that.”

“I’m not narcissistic, I’m just confident enough to adore myself relentlessly.”