SHORT COMPUTER QUOTES

“Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid; humans are incredibly slow, inaccurate, and brilliant; together they are powerful beyond imagination.” – Albert Einstein

“The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.” – Bill Gates

“The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do.” – Ted Nelson

“Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.” – Joseph Campbell

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.” – Emo Philips

“To err is human – and to blame it on a computer is even more so.” – Robert Orben

“The computer is a moron.” – Peter Drucker

“Computers are like air conditioners, they stop working properly when you open Windows.” – Unknown

“A computer would deserve to be called intelligent if it could deceive a human into believing that it was human.” – Alan Turing

“Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.” – Andy Rooney

“Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.” – Sam Ewing BEST DRAG RACE QUOTES

“Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.” – Joseph Campbell

“Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.” – Pablo Picasso

“The computer is the most remarkable tool that we’ve ever come up with. It’s the equivalent of a bicycle for our minds.” – Steve Jobs

“Computers are like Swiss Army knives – handy, versatile, and able to do a number of different tasks.” – Unknown

“Do not trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.” – Steve Wozniak

“Computers are like male underwear. They’re supposed to support you, but sometimes they’re the main reason you get into trouble.” – Unknown

“The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.” – Edsger Dijkstra

“Computers are like cars: everyone wants one, but not everyone understands how to drive them.” – Unknown

“The art of programming is the art of organizing complexity, of mastering multitude and avoiding its bastard chaos as effectively as possible.” – Edsger Dijkstra