SHORT FUNNY ANIME QUOTES

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“I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.” – Levi Ackerman from Attack on Titan.

“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.” – Houtarou Oreki from Hyouka.

“I’m not a pervert, I’m just a connoisseur of beauty.” – Jiraiya from Naruto.

“People die if they are killed.” – Shirou Emiya from Fate/stay night.

“I don’t need a weapon. My friends are my power!” – Sora from Kingdom Hearts.

“I don’t run away from fights. I prefer to attack first and run away later.” – Monkey D. Luffy from One Piece.

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just testing the floor’s durability.” – Yui Hirasawa from K-On!

“I’m not short, I’m vertically challenged.” – Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist.

“I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.” – Izaya Orihara from Durarara!!

“Don’t underestimate me. I may look innocent, but I have a black belt in sarcasm.” – Kagura from Gintama.

“I’m not afraid of heights, I’m afraid of falling from them.” – Katsuki Bakugou from My Hero Academia. QUOTES ABOUT DEATH IN ISLAM

“I’m not a hero, I’m just a guy who’s too lazy to back down.” – Kazuma Satou from KonoSuba.

“I’m not a villain, I just have a lot of unorthodox methods.” – Light Yagami from Death Note.

“I don’t need luck, I have something stronger: plot armor.” – Yuuki Rito from To Love-Ru.

“I’m not an otaku, I’m a cultured enthusiast.” – Tomoya Aki from Saekano: How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend.

“I’m not interested in making friends. I prefer making people laugh.” – Tomoko Kuroki from WataMote.

“I’m not a psychic, I’m just really good at guessing.” – Kaito Kuroba from Magic Kaito.

“I don’t believe in ghosts, but I’m terrified of them.” – Yato from Noragami.

“I’m not weak, I just excel in avoiding unnecessary effort.” – Kyon from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

“I’m not a nerd, I’m intellectually gifted.” – Shiro from No Game No Life.

“I’m not a bookworm, I’m just devouring knowledge at an alarming rate.” – Shikamaru Nara from Naruto.

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