SHORT FUNNY ANNIVERSARY QUOTES FOR PARENTS

“Happy anniversary, Mom and Dad! I still can’t believe you two have put up with each other for so long.”

“Congratulations on not killing each other yet! Happy anniversary!”

“Love may indeed be blind, because after all these years, you both still look the same to me. Happy anniversary, folks!”

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. It starts with a heart and a diamond, but after a while, you just want a club and a spade. Happy anniversary!”

“Cheers to the couple who still knows how to have a good time together. Happy anniversary, you party animals!”

“Here’s to another year of tolerating each other’s annoying habits. Happy anniversary, Mom and Dad!”

“Congratulations on surviving another year of each other’s snoring and peculiarities. You’re setting relationship goals for the rest of us!”

“Happy anniversary to the couple that deserves a standing ovation for putting up with each other’s shenanigans!”

“You two are like a fine wine, getting better with age…and occasionally giving me a headache. Happy anniversary!”

“May your love continue to blossom like flowers on a well-manured garden. Happy anniversary, much to everyone’s surprise!”

“Happy anniversary, to the couple who still truly believes in each other, even when they’re both wrong.”

“You know you’ve found true love when you can tolerate each other’s terrible jokes for decades. Happy anniversary!” VALENTINE DAY QUOTES FOR FRIEND

“Congratulations on surviving another year without killing each other. It’s a true testament to your love. Happy anniversary!”

“They say love is blind, but I think when it comes to both of you, it might be completely deaf. Happy anniversary!”

“Mom and Dad, you are the reason why I have trust issues. Just kidding! Happy anniversary to the ultimate team!”

“Happy anniversary, lovebirds! May your life together continue to be filled with endless laughter and joy. And please remember to wear your hearing aids!”

“Here’s to another year of turning a blind eye to each other’s weird habits. Happy anniversary, you two crazy lovebirds!”

“Happy anniversary to the couple who has mastered the art of pretending to listen to each other.”

“You two are like two peas in a pod, but occasionally one pea snores too loudly. Happy anniversary, you adorable couple!”

“Happy anniversary to the couple who still knows how to have a great time together, even if it means sacrificing their dignity on the dance floor!”

“Here’s to another year of sharing the couch, the bed, and the bathroom. Happy anniversary, you two troopers!”

“Happy anniversary to the couple who has managed to stoop to each other’s level for all these years. Love you both!”

“Congratulations, Mom and Dad, for putting up with me and each other for so long. Here’s to many more years of love, laughter, and crazy family moments. Happy anniversary!”