SHORT FUNNY BEAUTY QUOTES

“I’m not beautiful, I’m beautifully cracked.”

“Beauty is like a fart, it’s better when shared.”

“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.”

“I’m like a trash can – full of flaws but still worth something.”

“Beauty is not in the face, but in the lighting.”

“I don’t need a makeup artist, I need a magician.”

“Beauty may only be skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone.”

“I’m just a girl standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut.”

“Beauty is power, a smile is its sword.”

“I’m not a beauty guru, I’m more like a beauty disaster.”

“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.”

“A beautiful face is nothing without a beautiful heart.”

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”

“I may be imperfect, but at least my eyebrows are on fleek.” WIZARD OF OZ FAMOUS QUOTES

“Beauty is not having a pretty face, it’s about having a pretty mind, a pretty heart, and a pretty soul.”

“I’m not perfect, but my eyebrows are.”

“Beauty is in the eye of the selfie taker.”

“I don’t need a prince charming, I need a man who can take a decent selfie.”

“Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart.”

“I’m not just a pretty face, I have a pretty great sense of humor too.”

“My mascara is too expensive to cry over stupid boys.”

“Beauty is not about having a pretty face, it’s about having a pretty mind, a pretty heart, and a pretty soul.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.”

“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.”

“I’m not short, I’m just concentrated adorable.”

“I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a woman who had no eyebrows.”