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“I’m not beautiful, I’m beautifully cracked.”
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“Beauty is like a fart, it’s better when shared.”
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“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.”
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“I’m like a trash can – full of flaws but still worth something.”
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“Beauty is not in the face, but in the lighting.”
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“I don’t need a makeup artist, I need a magician.”
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“Beauty may only be skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone.”
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“I’m just a girl standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut.”
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“Beauty is power, a smile is its sword.”
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“I’m not a beauty guru, I’m more like a beauty disaster.”
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“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.”
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“A beautiful face is nothing without a beautiful heart.”
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“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
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“I may be imperfect, but at least my eyebrows are on fleek.” WIZARD OF OZ FAMOUS QUOTES
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“Beauty is not having a pretty face, it’s about having a pretty mind, a pretty heart, and a pretty soul.”
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“I’m not perfect, but my eyebrows are.”
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“Beauty is in the eye of the selfie taker.”
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“I don’t need a prince charming, I need a man who can take a decent selfie.”
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“Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart.”
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“I’m not just a pretty face, I have a pretty great sense of humor too.”
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“My mascara is too expensive to cry over stupid boys.”
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“Beauty is not about having a pretty face, it’s about having a pretty mind, a pretty heart, and a pretty soul.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.”
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“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.”
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“I’m not short, I’m just concentrated adorable.”
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“I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a woman who had no eyebrows.”