![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYk5WT04xdk5meFluVm5hWkpxY09TUXcvVEphOHM1L1N4bnlxNUc3MVpNc3hYRis2SGxvY01KYWRhb1RZRDBuOElWdGtRLy9mVXNieEZYSmZpRWNqSVE9/SHORT+FUNNY+CHRISTIAN+QUOTES/(bc14970f6fe5b99a02ba90498d364aa6).jpg)
“I’m not perfect, just forgiven.”
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“God must have a sense of humor, He made me.”
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“Jesus loves you, but I’m His favorite.”
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“I’m not a saint, I’m just a forgiven sinner.”
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“God made man, but the hairdresser made us beautiful.”
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“I’m not sure if coffee is in the Bible, but it’s definitely a blessing from Heaven.”
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“Don’t worry about tomorrow, God already has a solution planned.”
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“God’s love is like a buffet – all you can eat, but without the calories!”
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“Jesus loves you, but I’m His bodyguard.”
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“When life gets tough, remember that God has a sense of humor, otherwise He wouldn’t have made you.”
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“I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So, I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.”
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“If God is your co-pilot, try switching seats.”
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“Faith can move mountains, but don’t be surprised if God hands you a shovel.”
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“Life is short, but it’s even shorter when you talk about Jesus to door-to-door salesmen.” QUOTES ABOUT LIKING SOMEONE NEW
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“You can’t please everyone, you’re not bacon!”
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“I’m not a theologian, but I can make your heart skip a beat.”
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“I don’t have a perfect past, but my future is covered in grace.”
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“I don’t need a crystal ball, I have Jesus.”
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“Don’t look for signs from God, He’s not a traffic cop.”
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“Having faith doesn’t mean you can’t have a sense of humor.”
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“Prayer: the original wireless connection.”
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“If Jesus had a social media account, it would have a billion followers.”
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“Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what happened to you?”
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“I want to be like Noah – he waited 40 days for the rain to stop, I can’t even wait 40 seconds for a microwave.”
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“I love Jesus, but I cuss a little.”
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“Jesus loves me, even though I overshare on social media.”