SHORT FUNNY CHRISTIAN QUOTES

“I’m not perfect, just forgiven.”

“God must have a sense of humor, He made me.”

“Jesus loves you, but I’m His favorite.”

“I’m not a saint, I’m just a forgiven sinner.”

“God made man, but the hairdresser made us beautiful.”

“I’m not sure if coffee is in the Bible, but it’s definitely a blessing from Heaven.”

“Don’t worry about tomorrow, God already has a solution planned.”

“God’s love is like a buffet – all you can eat, but without the calories!”

“Jesus loves you, but I’m His bodyguard.”

“When life gets tough, remember that God has a sense of humor, otherwise He wouldn’t have made you.”

“I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So, I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.”

“If God is your co-pilot, try switching seats.”

“Faith can move mountains, but don’t be surprised if God hands you a shovel.”

“Life is short, but it’s even shorter when you talk about Jesus to door-to-door salesmen.” QUOTES ABOUT LIKING SOMEONE NEW

“You can’t please everyone, you’re not bacon!”

“I’m not a theologian, but I can make your heart skip a beat.”

“I don’t have a perfect past, but my future is covered in grace.”

“I don’t need a crystal ball, I have Jesus.”

“Don’t look for signs from God, He’s not a traffic cop.”

“Having faith doesn’t mean you can’t have a sense of humor.”

“Prayer: the original wireless connection.”

“If Jesus had a social media account, it would have a billion followers.”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what happened to you?”

“I want to be like Noah – he waited 40 days for the rain to stop, I can’t even wait 40 seconds for a microwave.”

“I love Jesus, but I cuss a little.”

“Jesus loves me, even though I overshare on social media.”