SHORT FUNNY CHRISTMAS SAYINGS AND QUOTES

“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” – Buddy the Elf

“Christmas is not just a time for celebrating, but also for gaining those extra holiday pounds.”

“The only present I want for Christmas is to not have to cook!”

“Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year.”

“Christmas is a time when you get homesick, even if you’re home.” – Carol Nelson

“Christmas shopping? I’ll just buy everyone on my list a gym membership and call it a day.”

“Christmas is the season to be jolly, but watch out for those mistletoe-induced kisses!”

“If you think I’m crazy during the rest of the year, just wait until Christmas time.”

“All I want for Christmas is for someone to do all the holiday cooking and cleaning for me.”

“Santa saw your Instagram, and now you’re on the naughty list.”

“Christmas is a time when you get homesick, even if you’re home.” – Carol Nelson

“The best Christmas decorations are the ones that your neighbors have and you don’t.”

“Dear Santa, I can explain…”

“Christmas is like candy; it slowly melts in your mouth and leaves you wanting more.”

“I don’t need mistletoe to get a kiss, I just need a tray of fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies.” QUOTES ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE OF FAMILY OVER FRIENDS

“Christmas is the time when everyone wants their past forgotten and their presents remembered.”

“I put so much thought and effort into my Christmas shopping that I deserve a present too!”

“Christmas is a time for giving, but let’s not forget the most important gift of all – presents!”

“To all the people I’ve shopped for this Christmas: if the gift doesn’t fit, it came with a gift receipt.”

“Making a list, checking it twice, realizing I forgot half the people on my list and panicking.”

“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.”

“It’s not about the presents, it’s about the food. Okay, maybe it’s a little bit about the presents.”

“Santa, please bring me self-control this Christmas… but not until after I’ve finished all the holiday treats.”

“Christmas is the time when you exchange presents with loved ones and wonder, ‘Can I keep the receipt?'”

“Christmas calories don’t count… right?”

“I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”

“I’m dreaming of a White Christmas… but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.”

“Christmas is the perfect time to cuddle up with loved ones… and a big bowl of holiday snacks.”

“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is by accidently sending a group holiday text to your exes.”