SHORT FUNNY COFFEE QUOTES

“I like my coffee like I like my mornings: dark and strong.”

“Coffee: because adulting is hard.”

“Coffee: the best thing to wake up to after yesterday’s bad decisions.”

“Coffee: the reason I get out of bed in the morning.”

“Decaf? No thanks, I don’t need my coffee to be a disappointment too.”

“I can’t espresso how much you mean to me.”

“Coffee: the solution to all of life’s problems, or at least most of them.”

“I love you a latte.”

“Coffee: the life-giving elixir that fuels my sarcasm.”

“Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee.”

“Coffee: the only reason I’m not a morning person.” CRINGE QUOTES ABOUT LIFE

“Coffee isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin.”

“Coffee: because adulting without it is just sad.”

“I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it!”

“Coffee: because sleep is for the weak.”

“There’s a time for work and a time for coffee. I have the latter throughout the former.”

“I’m sorry for what I said before I had my coffee. I genuinely didn’t mean any of it… I think.”

“Coffee: the ultimate mood booster.”

“Coffee: the reason I’m not a morning zombie.”

“Coffee: the most important meal of the day.”