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“I like my coffee like I like my mornings: dark and strong.”
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“Coffee: because adulting is hard.”
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“Coffee: the best thing to wake up to after yesterday’s bad decisions.”
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“Coffee: the reason I get out of bed in the morning.”
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“Decaf? No thanks, I don’t need my coffee to be a disappointment too.”
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“I can’t espresso how much you mean to me.”
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“Coffee: the solution to all of life’s problems, or at least most of them.”
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“I love you a latte.”
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“Coffee: the life-giving elixir that fuels my sarcasm.”
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“Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee.”
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“Coffee: the only reason I’m not a morning person.” CRINGE QUOTES ABOUT LIFE
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“Coffee isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin.”
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“Coffee: because adulting without it is just sad.”
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“I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it!”
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“Coffee: because sleep is for the weak.”
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“There’s a time for work and a time for coffee. I have the latter throughout the former.”
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“I’m sorry for what I said before I had my coffee. I genuinely didn’t mean any of it… I think.”
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“Coffee: the ultimate mood booster.”
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“Coffee: the reason I’m not a morning zombie.”
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“Coffee: the most important meal of the day.”