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“Family: where life begins and love never ends.”
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“Having a family is like having a bunch of built-in best friends.”
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“In our family, we don’t hide crazy. We put it on the porch and give it a cocktail.”
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“Family: the people who know you best and still love you the most.”
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“My family is temperamental – half temper, half mental.”
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“Home is where the heart is, but running a close second is where my family lives.”
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“A family that laughs together, stays together.”
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“I was born into the wrong family. I should have been born into a group of circus clowns!”
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“I love my family, but they drive me bananas. And sometimes, they eat all my bananas!”
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“I come from a big family. The food chain is crazy. I’ve seen my mom eat leftovers from our cat!”
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“Family: the only people who can embarrass you for life without even trying.”
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“If you think your family is perfect, you just haven’t spent enough time with them.”
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“I did not choose my family, but I choose to love them… most of the time.” QUOTES ABOUT THE CIRCLE OF LIFE AND DEATH
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“My family is like a mini United Nations. We fight, we make up, and we have way too many opinions.”
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“Family vacations are like reunions in Hell. But we laugh about it later… once the therapy bills are paid!”
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“My family is dysfunctional, but the dysfunction is what makes us fun!”
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“If you can laugh at yourself, you can laugh with your family. And trust me, I provide enough material for all of us!”
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“Family is like fudge – mostly sweet, with a few nuts.”
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“A family is a little world created by love.”
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“No family is perfect, but ours is pretty darn close… to driving me insane.”
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“We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.”
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“I love my family more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot!”
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“Family: where life’s greatest treasures are stored – love and laughter.”
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“Family is the ultimate reality show – drama, comedy, and a whole lot of love.”