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“Dad: a daughter’s first love and her forever superhero.”
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“Dad jokes may be cheesy, but they’re still grate.”
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“Happiness is having a dad who can fix anything… even my car’s bumper.”
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“Dad, you’re like a dictionary – you always have the perfect definition of embarrassing!”
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“A dad is someone who can be both my best friend and my worst nightmare.”
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“Dad, thanks for killing all those spiders for me. You’re my personal bug assassin.”
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“Every dad is that one person who secretly loves embarrassing his daughter.”
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“Dad, you always have the best dance moves… especially when they’re embarrassing.”
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“Dad, you’re a master at the art of funny faces. You should be in a museum!”
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“No matter how old I get, I will always be your little princess. Just don’t tell anyone.”
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“Dad, you may not have been chosen for the comedy club, but you definitely nailed the dad jokes.”
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“They say nobody’s perfect, but I know a guy who comes pretty close – my dad.”
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“Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have a dad with a sense of humor?” NICE QUOTE ABOUT FRIENDS AND FAMILY
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“Dad, you’re the reason I need a lot of coffee… to keep up with your jokes!”
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“The best thing a father can do for his daughter is to love her mother, but a good dad joke comes in a close second.”
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“They say laughter is the best medicine, so thanks for keeping me healthy, Dad!”
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“Dad, you’re my role model… when it comes to dad jokes, at least.”
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“My dad can make me laugh even when I’m about to cry – that’s talent!”
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“Dad, you’re not just my father, you’re also the reason I hate wearing matching outfits.”
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“My dad can make anyone smile, even if they’re having a tough day.”
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“No matter how many eye rolls I give, Dad, know that I secretly love your sense of humor.”
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“Dad, thanks for giving me a lifetime supply of puns and one-liners.”
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“Dad, you’re like a walking sitcom – always delivering jokes and laughs.”
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“Dad, you’re proof that age is just a number, especially when it comes to cracking jokes.”