“I’m sorry for what I said when I was hangry.”
“The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.” – Julia Child
“I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.” – Tommy Cooper
“I just want someone to look at me the way I look at food.”
“Life is too short to miss out on the beautiful things, like a double cheeseburger.” – Channing Tatum
“Food is essential to life; therefore, make it good and eat it with someone you love.”
“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.”
“I like hashtags because they look like waffles.”
“I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.”
“If you’re afraid of butter, use cream.” – Julia Child
“When life gives you lemons, squeeze them on a lobster and enjoy it.”
“I like rice. Rice is great if you’re hungry and want 2000 of something.”
“I’m not a vegetarian, but I eat animals that are.” QUOTE ABOUT GREEDY PERSON
“Life is a combination of magic and pasta.” – Federico Fellini
“Don’t be afraid of your food. Just eat it.”
“I always say ‘Morning’ instead of ‘Good Morning’ because if it were a good morning, I’d still be in bed.”
“A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.”
“Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!”
“I’m not a big foodie, but I am a big food.” – Louis C.K.
“I’m in a committed relationship with my bed. We’re perfect together – no eating, no leaving, pure bliss.”
“I only eat in three places: here, there, and everywhere.”
“The only thing I’m interested in when it comes to food is eating it.”
“I just want someone to look at me the way I look at a pizza.”
“I don’t need a recipe. I’ll just throw a bunch of random ingredients together and call it fusion cuisine.”
“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it… all.”