SHORT FUNNY FRIEND QUOTES

“Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.”

“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things…alone!”

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”

“Friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there.”

“Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.”

“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though they know you’re slightly cracked.”

“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.” – C.S. Lewis

“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”

“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling.”

“A true friend is someone who never gets tired of listening to your pointless dramas over and over again.”

“A true friend is someone who knows all your faults but still loves you anyway.”

“Friends don’t let friends do silly things… alone!” BEAUTIFUL FATHERS DAY QUOTES

“Friends are the family we choose for ourselves.”

“A true friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.”

“Friends are like bras, close to your heart and there for support.”

“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone!”

“Best friends are the people in life that make you laugh a little louder, smile a little brighter, and live a little better.”

“Friendship is like a beautiful garden. It needs love, patience, and lots of manure.”

“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.”

“Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.”

“True friends are the ones who lift you up when no one else is around to help.”

“A true friend is someone you can go months without seeing and still act like nothing has changed.”

“A day spent with friends is always a day well-spent, even if you have no idea what you did.”

“Friends come and go, but a true friend sticks like gum under the desk.”