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“Friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there – even when they’re extremely far away.”
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“A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, ‘Wow, that was fun!'”
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“Friendship is finding that one person who annoys you the least.”
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“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though they know you’re slightly cracked.”
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“Friends come and go like waves on the shore. But the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.”
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“Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.”
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“Good friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there – lighting up your life.”
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“True friends don’t judge each other; they judge other people together.”
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“Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.”
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“A true friend is someone who never gets tired of listening to your pointless dramas over and over again.”
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“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
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“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
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“Friendship is like money – easier made than kept.”
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“A true friend is someone who always thinks you’re hilarious… even when you’re not.” BIBLE QUOTES ABOUT LIGHT
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“Friendship is like a cookie – sometimes sweet, sometimes crumbly, but it always brings joy.”
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“A good friend will help you hide the body. A best friend will bring the shovel.”
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“Friends don’t let friends wear an ugly outfit without making fun of them.”
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“Friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.”
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“A true friend is someone you can fart in front of and still love unconditionally.”
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“It is by chance we met, by choice we became friends.”
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“Friendship is knowing each other’s weirdness and still appreciating their awesomeness.”
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“Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me – I’ll laugh at you.”
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“Friends are like balloons. If you stab them, they die. So, don’t stab your friends.”
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“A true friend is someone who you can insult with your darkest secrets and they’ll still love you.”
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“A best friend is like a four-leaf clover – hard to find, but lucky to have.”
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“Friendship is finding that special someone you can annoy for the rest of your life.”