SHORT FUNNY FRIENDSHIP QUOTES

“Friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there – even when they’re extremely far away.”

“A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, ‘Wow, that was fun!'”

“Friendship is finding that one person who annoys you the least.”

“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though they know you’re slightly cracked.”

“Friends come and go like waves on the shore. But the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.”

“Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.”

“Good friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there – lighting up your life.”

“True friends don’t judge each other; they judge other people together.”

“Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.”

“A true friend is someone who never gets tired of listening to your pointless dramas over and over again.”

“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”

“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”

“Friendship is like money – easier made than kept.”

“A true friend is someone who always thinks you’re hilarious… even when you’re not.” BIBLE QUOTES ABOUT LIGHT

“Friendship is like a cookie – sometimes sweet, sometimes crumbly, but it always brings joy.”

“A good friend will help you hide the body. A best friend will bring the shovel.”

“Friends don’t let friends wear an ugly outfit without making fun of them.”

“Friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.”

“A true friend is someone you can fart in front of and still love unconditionally.”

“It is by chance we met, by choice we became friends.”

“Friendship is knowing each other’s weirdness and still appreciating their awesomeness.”

“Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me – I’ll laugh at you.”

“Friends are like balloons. If you stab them, they die. So, don’t stab your friends.”

“A true friend is someone who you can insult with your darkest secrets and they’ll still love you.”

“A best friend is like a four-leaf clover – hard to find, but lucky to have.”

“Friendship is finding that special someone you can annoy for the rest of your life.”