SHORT FUNNY GUN QUOTES

“My gun and I are both hot, loaded, and ready to go.”

“Aim high, shoot straight, and don’t forget to laugh.”

“I may not shoot for the stars, but I’ll definitely shoot at a few cans.”

“What do you call a funny gun? A barrel of laughs!”

“Guns don’t kill people, but they sure make the word ‘bang’ sound funny.”

“I’m locked and loaded with humor, so be prepared for some killer jokes!”

“My gun gets a round of applause every time it fires.”

“I don’t always shoot, but when I do, I make it funny.”

“Bullets are like jokes – they hit the target if delivered with precision.”

“I’m a jokester with a trigger finger.”

“Why did the gun go to school? To get an education in firepower!”

“Who needs a clown when you’ve got me and my gun?”

“I shoot for the giggles, not for the kills.”

“I’ve got bullets and punchlines, and they both pack a punch.”

“Warning: I’m dangerous with a gun and even more dangerous with a funny one-liner.” MR MIYAGI BEST QUOTES

“Don’t worry, my bullets have a great sense of humor – they always hit the funny bone!”

“I’m armed with laughter and a little bit of firepower.”

“My gun is my wingman – it shoots jokes and breaks the ice.”

“I wield my gun like a comedian – always ready to hit the punchline.”

“I’m the funny guy at the gun range – laughter is my weapon of choice.”

“Knock, knock. Who’s there? A gun with a funny bone!”

“My gun may be serious, but my aim is always to tickle your funny bone.”

“I don’t need to aim for a bullseye, I aim for laughter.”

“I’m a sharpshooter with a sharp sense of humor.”

“Why did the gun become a stand-up comedian? Because it knew how to deliver a killer punchline!”

“Laughter is the best caliber.”

“Why did the gun go to the comedy club? It wanted to barrel through the punchlines!”

“I’m locked, loaded, and loaded with jokes.”

“Remember, guns don’t kill jokes – they create a blast of laughter!”