SHORT FUNNY NEW YEAR QUOTES

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“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!” – Joey Adams

“My resolution this year is to stop procrastinating… starting from next week!” – Unknown

“New Year’s Day is now acceptable to start lying about your age!” – Unknown

“May all your troubles be as short-lived as your resolutions!” – Unknown

“This year, I’m only making resolutions I can blame on someone else!” – Unknown

“May all your problems last as long as your resolutions!” – Unknown

“My New Year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.” – Unknown

“This year, I will finally learn how to pronounce ‘January’ correctly!” – Unknown

“My New Year’s resolution is to remember to write ‘2022’ instead of ‘2021’ on all my checks!” – Unknown

“May your New Year’s resolutions be as achievable as ordering takeout!” – Unknown

“This year, I’m going to be more spontaneous… starting from next year!” – Unknown

“May all your troubles in the coming year be as short-lived as your resolutions!” – Unknown MAKE THINGS EASY QUOTES

“My resolution for this year is to never let my gym membership go to waste… again!” – Unknown

“I can’t believe it’s already been a year since I didn’t become a better person!” – Unknown

“This year, I will finally remember to write ‘2022’ instead of ‘2021’ on all my documents… maybe!” – Unknown

“May your New Year’s resolutions be as long-lasting as the bubble wrap on your doorstep!” – Unknown

“I love New Year’s. I get to start all over again, new clothes, new haircut, new everything. ‘Cause the old me just wasn’t good enough.” – Jay Leno

“I’m starting over. A new pattern of thoughts. A new wave of emotions. A new connection to the world. A new belief system in myself.” – Unknown

“I can’t believe it’s been a whole year since I didn’t become a better person!” – Unknown

“To kick-start my New Year: diet, exercise, and more coffee… just kidding, it’s all about the coffee!” – Unknown

“New Year’s resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.” – James Agate

“This year, I am going to work out more and procrastinate less. Oops, I meant, work out less and procrastinate more!” – Unknown

“May your New Year’s resolutions be as achievable as finding a lost sock in the dryer!” – Unknown

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