![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrY250Q01IcDFOcmplNk8vbEdhWkJDaWh6UEh2amdTNTNsUmRlSHBCai9WbkVQQ3hsc0VnblJYNVJDTEZnOW9UQmZEVTM0Nk94VWMxeGhSQ3N6ZmIzVHdEY3F5aWw2c3ZUNVdCblNKTE9QdGM%3D/SHORT+FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+AND+LIFE/(1c5bcf7a9df104ded3faa1e0e3da445d).jpg)
“I love you so much, I could squish you like a grape!”
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“Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably crap.”
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“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
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“Life is too short to be taken seriously, laugh at yourself!”
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“Love is like a pizza, even when it’s bad, it’s good.”
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“I may be a disaster, but at least I’m entertaining.”
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“Love is finding someone who accepts your weirdness.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy saving mode.”
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“If life gives you lemons, add vodka and throw a party!”
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“Love is just a chemical reaction, but it’s a damn good one.”
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“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
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“Love is like a toothache, it’s painful but you still want to keep it.”
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“The best things in life are free… or have free Wi-Fi.”
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“My bed and I have a special relationship, we’re perfect for each other.
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“Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it the most never use it.”
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“I’m not clumsy, I’m just allergic to gravity.” BIG HEART FRIEND QUOTES
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“Love is like algebra, you look at your ex and try to solve for ‘Y’.”
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“I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.”
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“Love is an ocean of emotions, but some people are just puddle splashers.”
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“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.”
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“Love is like a TV remote, we all want someone else to find it for us.”
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“I don’t need a prince charming, I need a guy who can handle my sarcasm.”
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“Life is too short to be anything but happy.”
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“I’m not clumsy, the floor just hates me.”
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“Love is like a traffic jam, you gotta keep moving to avoid crazy people.”
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“I’m not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.”
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“Love is like a selfie, sometimes you need to delete it and try again.”
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“I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.”
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“Love is like a donut, sometimes it’s better with sprinkles.”
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“I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.”